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1, three rabbit poo
premier just pull the strip.
the second ball merely.
third is actually a triangle.
ask it: I Yongshou Nie's.

2, children asked mother: small GG!

3, I have too schizophrenic, but immediately we have retrieved.

4, employer, we have G ay
male corporation employees: the boss, we enterprise ga y.
boss: ah! Who?
man staff: you clutch me, I'll tell you.

5, on the Da Vinci Code, Leonardo da Vinci Account
Da Vinci Code you understand what you
the following verification code is the Da Vinci

6, Do you understand?
you inverted it?

7, A: I never said the words 2 times
B: What?
A: I not said the words 2 times

8, rabbit wolf encounter
rabbit that huge bad wolf big bad wolf you were to ask me if I was quick to ask your rabbit
quick question ah ah!!!!
wolf that you are not a rabbit ah?
Little Rabbit is very glad that I was in!!!
then
rabbit wolf wolf said you were asking me if I was quick to ask you a giraffe
fast ah ask ah!!!!
wolf helpless Well... that... you are not a giraffe ah
rabbits back of the pate toward him slap you fool!
I say that the I was a tiny white hare!!!

9, past the past, Apple with pears are a good friend, but then Apple will be moving, so they are similar to two years after the return to this place After ten years together
outcome, Apple once again return to this area, but over a long time, or no pears, apples, ah, ah, etc.
,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,
turned into a plasma

10, playing cs, see a robber holding cups of -
! ! only squid.
squid asked him: you let me go, do not eat my barbecue ah.
man said: Well, then I ask you a few questions to test it.
merry squid said: You test it you test it!
then put the squid to roast the man of ..

13, one day he cried to go home, said Xiao Qiang: My Profile kites. Not ah? Running to see you with me. This is my ass ... ..

16, dressing sunglasses, a blind mendicant in the avenue appealing.
a drunken male came, that his meager, discard a hundred dollars to him.
wading a road, drunk one back, just saw the blind man is facing the sun goes one hundred yuan a large copy to distinguish true and disloyal.
drunk over a money back said: I fool! things,Puma SF Trionfo Low, the above txt flies very fast.
even strange to ask: This is the lyrics do?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!

18, his wife: I truly stepped blind dog feces will wed you.
husband: I was really blind will marry you stepped on dog feces .
dog feces: Oh my nice luck! lay there have been 2 of you to step on ......

19, entry chemistry problems: A and B can be became into each other, B in boiling water can generate C, C in the climate oxidation of D, D a rotten-egg smell, and asked A, B, C, D of what?
I Answer: A chicken,Puma Outdoor Shoes, B is the raw eggs, C is cooked eggs , D is the putrid egg of way friends!

20, Q: 3 What is a foot high thing???
answer: 3 foot tall demon !!!!!!

21,Cheap Puma Shoes, go to the desert ants, why there is no sand left his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the abandon ant, He did not inform anybody, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!
answer: to discern his bicycle parked downstairs ... ....

22, one day a matron was arrested for pill use to the police station, police saw her hand tattoos, and inquired her why are you the name of your boyfriend stabbed in the hand, he called the Little good is no ... ah .. is not. Say it, he said .. Ah ... there is not drug use.
fast that I saw the woman for drug use raised his head with vexed eyes
of the police said
This is hate friends ....

23, one day, small the United States and her boyfriend drove out for a drive,
motorcar rapid running out of oil, equitable afterward to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of air blowing her boyfriend's hat scampered.
small beauty said to her boyfriend :
br> 24, there is a portly man jumping from a tall establishing ..........
...
results into .......
dead fat ..

25, there is a penguin, his home is far away from the polar bear home in particular, if at taking it, take 20 annuals to obtain to. One day, linger at home, especially stupid penguins, polar bears ready to work play, and he went out, but the road half the time come to ascertain themselves forgotten to lock the gate, and which has gone 10 years, but the gate is a bolt ah, then work home to penguins and locked the door. Lock the door behind the Penguins once again beginning to look for polar bears, equal to 40 years before he took them home to polar bears and penguins ... ... on the door said: What did he say? eat cucumber drag cucumber! shaking a morsel, wow! Cold ah ~!
other sausages are very surprised to say, Huh? How can you say sausage?

28, a salami was kept in the refrigerator, consciousness cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: and wash, washing can eat. That Amin you? I want a man I want a man!
next day the little boy from the skylight out of appointment a woman who found a man lying,
the little chap home to bed crazy hurrahed rubbing my breast I absence to bike to bike!
(that I broke down!! mopper who does?)

32, two men go to the mountains to play, who deliberately took a fall off a scarp, peek anxious shouted: There is no thing ah? sat in the front row of this marquis, amuse put your lights out for everybody to see at the babe!

34, questioned the cry apt report since the last complete disharmony artist Felix Wong, the Gua Ren Jiang Kun, likewise base quite harmony, primarily while prose the name on end, to impulse the Organization Department of acute words he!

35, fashionable sets of CCTV telephoto Lee Spring Festival Gala 2010 in the review agenda, I listened the singing of the restructuring of the Little Tigers. love, Try it ... see you a minute to saw a few trees. After a minute the foreman: wow. one minute 20. too many. where you work before? workers: the Sahara Forest.

37, one day, three little pigs to run the big bad wolf to arrest up, the construction of three cottages. wolf blow without exertion marred thatched cabins, brick house, three little pigs are hard to run, but or be the big bad wolf to grab up. Three Little Pigs said in despair, you figure it out, we gave up, as you favor. At this time, smirking wolf, keep saliva, said: tell me that a small White Rabbit Where?

38, why the boys would be the envy of many GF,Pumas, and BF a lot of girls will be despised, because if a key competent to open numerous locks, known as the main key, and a Many key to open the lock can be depicted lock problem.

39, November 11 burglary that each side of a pair does not meet Singles bleak atmosphere, but on November 1, squinted at side dissimilar couple, a sharp increase in a wave of ice Niubi disposition, Tianling Gai a golden, a cup of the device fell from the sky, the solitude of an exercise in Need day ...

40,5 a baby points a cake ,Puma Future Cat LO Engine, besides as hack Mito, how to split? answer: knife hacked to decease a child, and then double in the cookie cut into 4 equal parts...

41, efficacious means of anti-corruption in China: 1, Fuqifanmu ; 2, stolen home; 3, occurrence; 4, Valentine's report; 5, the political skirmish; 6, surprising words; 7,Puma Jiyu V Wn's Shoes, photographs of asset; 8, consumers swear!

42, English words with Chinese specifics : Smilence (smile without words), Democrazy (wishful musing), To ** ther (marital), Freedamn (heavenly web free), Shitizen (p China)

43, biology level, the educator asked : How to correctly distinguish between octopus hands and feet? Student A: put an ass to smell it, it ambition cover your proboscis is hand, the additional is the feet. level are down.

44, said that colossal Before the earthquake there are 3 manifest signs:
1. well water anomaly;
2. animals reacted;
3. experts out of the rumor.
but careful Mop users pointed out that the second and third reiterated.

45, a man's head was big and square, this is very depressing.
man driving home one day, the traffic jam, waiting for a long time!
man impatient to open roof skylights, head out to see how.
At this time, pointing to street children, he shouted: br> a small car accident that has lost his thigh,
actually Xiao Ming is a dog.

47, Bob is at the same chart with red, one day, Xiao Ming borrow a pen to the red ,
red that > 48, a third of cooked steak and a steak cooked 5 minutes on the street meet, and why they did not say hi?? (assuming they talk)
because ... they are not familiar ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

49, a cafeteria raising parrots hanging in the door, a visitor to say: Startling! ! ! occasioned a stir.
Mars A: Hey, the paperback says we are offsprings of Koreans.
Martian B: This at least shows us the origin of category.
Mars A (calling): No prodigy we are so ugly ... ...
rumble But each of them went to see ... ...

52, used to have a cucumber face acne she felt also much to put their own slice attaining a

53, brush your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because in one hand and a cup in 1 hand and wash with.

54, had to go home each day will pass a tofu stand ... ... One day, when passing through here again, that booth is gone, but the savour dependent. -_ | Tofu ... ... if they are not the problem ... ... ... ah ah ah