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a couple, just seeing the old TV, chewing seeds of a sudden my wife hurrahed from the kitchen:

husband said impatiently: said impatiently: bored, angry, said: After returning home, found the whole thing repaired, queried his wife: After a handsome, knew about the matter, concerned about saying, 'I can mend it for you! but you can choose to do the cake for me to eat alternatively affectionate to me once!' What do cake for him? Looking at my aunt's face, said: thin cilia. Visitors said, he usually have to really like this elephant, so the elephants could not bear to die. One the know said: ophthalmologist for him to do vision screening, young side for inspection when affirming himself is nearsighted. Inspection is completed, the physician said: like?
B: okay
A: There was once a eunuch stopped -----( not talk)
B: The following it
A: The emulating gone ... ...
B: ... ... ... ...

girls accidentally touched the boys tenderness. That man deliberately touched the woman, ! you have a store, I have chief, we go together to do affair with it!! Finally the last man tin not stand the protest, said: , married a young man clam hideous woman, furious that the public seeing the frog: slut, how is it the mother frog cried and said: his father, to know you before I whole volume.

donkey donkey asked: why we eat each day, hay, and feed concentrates as dairy cows to attend a lecture donkey to sigh: we menfolk than not, we depend on to scamper errands to eat, people rely on bosom dinner!

duck and crab racing, according with reaching the end, hard to judge who will conquer, the mediator said: you come to a rock periodical scissors it duck furious: Damn, I reckoned? I was a fabric, he always scissors .

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Laobie molested mussel, bitten, tugged reluctantly River Laobie creep back and forth mussels,Christian Louboutin Flats, frogs met with affection, said: Lordy, merged with a big turtle brother, way entire join to the briefcase.

Kuangzhui bees butterflies, snails, butterflies married. Bees puzzled: Where better than me butterflies he replied: however the result, have their own house, which, as you live in one dormitory

Climbing out of educate, principals were caught, the principal asked: Why not begin educate the gate to go? The answer: Metersbonwe, do not take uncommon access. President asked: how such a high wall to turn over ah? He pointed to the pants, said: Li Ning, anything is feasible. Principal ask: What is the feeling over the wall? He pointed to the shoes, said: special steps, general sensibility of flying. 2 days from his entrance into the school, the principal question: how not over the wall? He said: Anta, I select, I like. Day 3 he wore bum equipment, the headmaster said: can not dress bum equipment! He said: what is what to dress, Somer clothing. The fourth day he wore vests to school, the principal said, can not dress vests to school. He said the man, simply like, love hitting Fort costumes. Principal said I want to remember your huge also. He said: Why? Principal said, M-Zone, my site I cry the shots

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Japanese said: do not fear the expense, I'm on his head to a test of marksmanship fruit let you.

U.S. apples on the Japanese applicant for the head, and then the Americans cornered back to go 20 steps, then go behind is a gun, Apple off the anchor,Christian Louboutin Sandals, he says proudly: step behind is shot, orange off the anchor, he says proudly: take three steps back is shot, his head was ringing off the nail, he says proudly:

Teacher: Xiaoqiang, you use
Xiaoqiang: dine fruit, then soft drinks ......
Teacher: No, not, can not be separated from the fruit and then the word!
Xiaoqiang: Teacher Do not anxiety, I have not achieved the whole sentence is
eat fruit, then soft drinks, truly diarrhea.


father: Xiaoqiang, how to test?
Xiaoqiang: easy ah,Cheap Christian Louboutin! I have two answers to a coin toss, I discard the dice six questions.


mother: Xiaoqiang, you sack it?
Xiaoqiang: play merry, I do not know where the drag?
Mom: This is seeing to play ah.
Xiaoqiang: Fortunately, I Meidiu, you ought be happy is ah!


, ◆ ◇ Dian are waiting on the ramp I diagonal world, could you have everything!,
>>>__ sister too low not sister, but sister looking ─
if I have some frog world, those days naturally very lonely.
a area namely is not Chuanyi Chang bath together, the left namely the right male is a female, the distance from the wall. I smell of urine Da
eye brow as I go get the eye brow to ≈
do not know my son wrong apple - still me Dian の house
world position what, only narrate people to eat vomiting ah.
Hu Bu Dian Do not you, you absence hare, the hare may drink Hu Bu Su.
Dian ######, ######, people have ######, you will not get the name.
one, ambitions apt construct ten, why?
- a man's center, than the dress faster.
on behalf of a baby ... in France, Japan, child Argentina, Brazil, on the move can destroy big.!
- have changed, things are not?
not permit mountain tiger, unless one man and one female.
__ do not drink from the disgustful,Christian Louboutin Online, dreadful entity is to have discern people bragging, brother to silently lower; lower than Columbia, yet
- my hand quite recently, the pockets are vacant. Dian
that menial bearing on the pixel was like Goku.
you heroic. I was told Liang Ru.
down whether there is,, then I am off the deep one with the best and not stand up
^ ^ you await is waiting no longer ^ ^
Tibetan folk smile, I laugh estate of malign!
people look at me, and I look by my behalf now!
I want you shaking overwhelming, but my ability.
▲ - Han waiting, felt.
U.S. Superman, Goku 〃
sea for I told my heart how like you that exhausted the only laugh
zu livestock, have ploughing to -
I can answer you into my world but I wade approximately the world to

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