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not learn photography skills can not be .1 - Composition


that photography could most of your friends will think: that is beautiful in an election where people stop to the front of the camera, press the shutter not to OK a do! If you can stop and read my this post is likely to upset you this view.

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With the popularity of digital cameras, \Those of us amateur expert dubbed \true reflection of my camera right. -
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should say I am pretty \Last visit to Beijing, I took hundreds of recent photos of 4G, a look at the computer, not much satisfaction. I had began to doubt their own level of. These days, I e-learning for a while, before we know there are deep learning it. -
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I was not ready when learning of the photographer, I also took my camera could not see any \I wrote this series of logs not want to be anything more \If you are \-
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following picture is the favorite rookie of us: the principal shooting (people) stood in the middle of the screen, the scene where I do not know a good place, its purpose is to \As a result, over-center composition, it will only make the picture a sense of lack of hierarchy and changes made, it is easy for the audiences Shenmeipilao get is a composition dull, lifeless, and beauty. -
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portrait photography composition in the form
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triangle has a sense of stability curve composition has changed the composition a sense



level composition standard form has a quiet sense of composition

vertically symmetrical composition,belstaff coat, the composition form

sense the weight of the vertical symmetry in composition form a decorative sense of composition

repeat-shaped composition

repeat composition with a sense of rhythm

Center, also known as round-shaped composition composition composition Box

center with outstanding sense of composition with a mysterious box-type composition

6, diagonal composition L-type composition

a common form of composition, the picture has a sense of momentum and the feeling of depth. L-type composition has a solid sense of
a, use the action figures themselves constitute a body diagonal
b, using images of objects, tone, light and other visual abstract form diagonal lines



composition of several common features
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the following methods you have to remember that the composition Oh, when you pick up the camera when the composition should be in your mind the idea.
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frame in the form of different composition

banner frame in the form of the main surface, vertical format, the general cross-frame shooting lying, sitting, man; vertical standing frame shooting other characters. But you may remember, this is not an inch of the law change, but in many cases like this.

Aperture F8 Focal length 55mm
1/160s exposure time with banners in the form of composition, the screen to accommodate more visual elements


highlighted with a simple background
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for portrait photography, portrait photograph people is to express the main target, is an important part of the screen. It is not only the center of the screen content, but also the center of the screen structure, and other features to be around it to form a whole. Therefore, the best photographers in the picture to note is how prominent figures.


For starters, the prominent figures of the most simple way is to find a more simple and clean background. Such as the side of the white walls, a green grass and the like both clean and not complicated background, so photographers need to focus on people who do not worry about dealing with the relationship between character and background of the problems caused by failure photos.

In addition, the photographer in mind, look for the half-length portrait portrait photography, especially close-up, it is very important. So, try some of the characters on the screen significantly eyes lateral 1 / 3 of the line position,belstaff sale, so that not only highlight the main screen, but also more appropriate composition and harmony.

exposure time 1/125s Aperture F4.8 58mm focal length ISO 800
sense of strong background lines, more slender body model highlights



blur the background with the main highlight (put the focus on the figure)

If you want to further highlight the main characters, beginners can also consider using the method of virtual background to highlight the figure. This method of virtual background, the background clutter can also exclude the interference of the main characters. The use of telephoto lenses can not only be more realistic performance figures, but also can achieve the perfect blur effects. If the environment is not much use for the character value. More depth to its weak; If you need to account for certain environmental factors, but people do not want the effects to the body, then the virtual technology can be appropriate (after the method of virtual background revisit), to both unity can be.

aperture F2.5 aperture F3.5 1/200s exposure time exposure time of 1/125s focal length of 135mm focal length 90mm ISO 160
ISO 100 bokeh properly, neither of the characters in the picture Lord
telephoto lens with a virtual background and highlight the effect of the main body of characters, while environmental factors account



highlight the main methods used
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to use the framework brings together prominent figures line toward the use of display Traditional and Simplified characters contrast prominent figures


the use of prominent figures
momentum


changes in the use of perspective
prominent figures



prominent figures comparing the use of tone


prominent figures using size




characters, scenes with a reasonable


mismatches if the characters and background, there will be people head the trees, pillars and other objects or branches, which do not grow the right shoulder of the composition form. This requires attention to the photographer, when the main characters behind the tall trees or towers and other background, we should consider a slight shift of the main characters next point, to avoid the trees as the background and characters overlap. Of course, you can also soften the background a little,belstaff leather, so that people become more prominent.

exposure time 1/100s Aperture F13 Focal Length 85mm
people shooting in the environment, to avoid overlapping of characters and background of trees, etc.


choice between a good grasp of character limb position


beginners very easy to make a mistake when taking a half-length portrait, figure mishandled choice limb position, they would often arm, cut down the middle of the screen. For starters, with particular attention to that when viewing from the viewfinder, do not cut from the figures joints. In other words, do not let King bottom of the box from the elbow, waist or knee cut scene on both sides of the box is not cut from the wrist or elbow. If you must cut from the arm or leg, it should try to skip the joints.

exposure time of 1/160s Aperture F4 focal length 135mm
big bust portrait shot, you can more or less part of the knee were cut


the relationship between the characters and scenery


scene choice and a reasonable mix of characters and scenes portrait photography is the key to tourism. Wherever he went places, there where the most typical and most representative of the scene. Even some small cities have a certain view has its characteristics. This requires that the photographer should be taken to properly arrange people in this unique landscape, so photos became \I have seen some people take pictures in the nest of steel, was rather Mangrenmoxiang taste.

during the shoot, the photographer should pay attention to the characters and scenes with the problems of composition. Travel photos in shooting, two problems often occur: one is the character position improperly, that is to block out the scenery; In other cases, caused by too many people show no significant features (figure too small, not looking also found). Therefore, people in the scene with the photo shoot when he was photographed by the station location is very important. Tourism is the main portrait photography of people, attractions, only as a background, but is typical and meaningful context, and to maintain its integrity.

the main characters to take in the whole picture, at least one-fifth or more, because we were shooting portrait shots, if people take over the column is too small, will lead to the scenery in the whole picture becomes overwhelming, this beginners shooting portraits of the lovers in particular should pay attention to. Under normal circumstances, portrait photography in tourism, attractions accounted for about two-thirds of the screen, while the figure accounts for about one-third of the screen.

character position is the most common figures on the composition of the middle of the photo, but now the placement of the most popular figures in the entire picture of the gold sub-grid points, which is on the screen left or right third of the one, this makes photos look more natural, which can be based on the actual situation.

course, due to wide-angle and standard lens to better uptake and performance of the relationship between landscape and people, so use more widely. Although the broad vast natural landscape, but its every detail does not necessarily need to enter the picture, so shooting should take some typical details of the election or in part, make the menu full of artistic charm. For the partial characterization and description, a telephoto lens is essential. In addition, the telephoto lens of the background blur effects, the same can give a different aesthetic.

It should be worth noting that people are generally inclined toward the center photo, tilt will bring out a toe in the awkward feeling. Of course, if you mean to show some style is a special case, you can follow your own preferences to shoot

exposure time 1/500s Aperture F5.6 wide-angle lens focal length 55mm
selection, not only figures to be fully demonstrated, but also on account of the environment just right


no distance friendship

go out to play with friends, simply want to have more time together, during which always found a souvenir photo. At this point, even if there is nothing spectacular or beautiful scene, as long as the lens through the show's intimate friends, had enough. For friends in daily life, in most cases need to be natural, casual way performance. For example, to encourage them to do some sweet moves, interesting faces, and so on, to avoid people being taken to do some modeling the action or expression.

, of course, the photographer can capture the characters be. The subject is not aware of the case was taken, its performance is the most natural. Photographer to eye grassland, while it is not prepared, in a whisper, or chasing the case, quickly capture some wonderful pictures.

the subject face the camera person unfettered, intimate whisper between friends to give their true feelings




create a sense of stability and reasonable composition

background and the characters face the woods formed a parallel structure. The results can not be prominent figures of the facial expressions. In addition, the extra screen space under the side of the proportion is too large. The horizontal red line marks the right tilt, the overall performance of the instability and dull sense of framing the plan is a typical example of failure.

failure framing

shaped the sense of stability. As the red line of the divided region, consistent with the distribution of the screen. Photograph of the vast blue sky as the main background, the yellow soles of the feet and the height of the lawn and the people close, which makes the whole mix of colors and highlights equal parts split screen effect.

better viewfinder


to avoid the phenomenon of perspective, to make a good building

perspective taken to avoid the phenomenon of the first building to be taken to maintain the level of the main building, in the use of wide-angle lens when shooting and Yang try to avoid overhead, otherwise the building will be in the frame around the central or tilt (toward the lens Yang shot on the building tilted to the inside, shot down the overhead, the building would tilt out. This is near the far smaller due to the perspective relationship.)

(stand too close from the Tiananmen Gate, but also want to shoot into the red, Yang had to take the camera up, the results in both sides of the building to tilt. while the level of the subject is not Tiananmen Square, the building was tilted powerful, and this is especially to be avoided.)

if the environment allows, the best choice for the location of distant, with the lens focal length to shoot (stand back, and then zoom closer to the subject, but rain and fog days, the screen may be gray Meng Meng),belstaff jackets outlet, so perspective of the phenomenon can be completely avoided.



If the light and building a positive 45 degree angle when the light and dark contrast and dimension, it is easy to shown the temperament of the building itself.




appropriate to add some visual elements, which make big scene is no longer monotonous

For large scenes, such as sea, lake, grassland, desert, the photographer will use a lot of wide-angle vision. But the film also pay attention to landscape, if only shooting the sea, sand dunes, the color becomes more dull point.



If the screen to accommodate a number of other features, color, footprints and figures, even if it is far, can also play with colors, it will do not have a taste. So what photography is very self, there are many to make their own experience.





composition assessment

Story .1
mix of scenes and portraits, the image can be combined with the results of the ever-changing, in composition, sometimes, it seems not permissive, but in fact, there are some principles to follow.
in Part # 1, we take a look at portraits are the most commonly committed by a small loss.
1. ��Model�� mistake: this man with the King's image, building lines of pillars in the figures significantly above the head, in which case, it is like ����, in the character's head shot of the trees, the trunk in general, seems to be rather strange.
In addition, the figures Figure 1 appears to remain sight of too little space.


2. Improved�� ��Composition: just a little adjustment of the angle of shooting, building pillars to avoid the lines, and the scope of the right camera view with the box, leaving the sight of more to solve the above problems.



Story .2
shooting portraits, try a different shooting angle is very important in the face of the same scene, we can Duo Sisuo to any angle, and the tension can reach the screen interesting.
in Part # 2, we look at portraits of the different camera angles.
1. ��Model�� error: picture instability - the walls of the lines, causing a sense of instability into the picture.


2. ��Model�� error: Improved image instability, but the composition of normal - this is the most commonly used parallel to the shooting, although the figure has improved the picture a sense of insecurity, but the composition appears to be too normal.


3. ��Composition�� improved: slightly adjust the angle of shooting, we try to shoot from the top models, like this film, is not better than the above two plans, but also a lot more lively !



Story.3
in narrative, documentary, or a story of portrait photography, we often view people with a way to show the scene where the characters, time and space, the environment. This time, the person is an element of the screen, how to box to get the right people with the King, showing a better imagery, becomes important when thinking of a composition.
in Part # 3, we take a look at the range of box King.
1. ��Model�� wrong: emphasizing character, which is generally the most common framing the scope of the performance of the image of the scene was not enough, there is an element of narrative, but the time and space, poor environmental performance.


2. ��Model�� errors: framing a little more range, but the framing behind the scenes, obviously, did not result in any significant meaning for the image, but instead changes more clutter.


3. ��Composition�� improvement: re-framing adjustment range, this image will be the platform, the performance of railway extension being out!



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Basically, the unit change in box # 3 in the King Range, the thought is how to make a scene there Kuang Yuan, the level of feeling, and tell people where the scenes.
Further, if the image is to show the meaning behind, telling image of the subject, in the framing images, there will be a different focus.


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Appreciation of the classic photographic composition
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beautiful photo # 1 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Dublin, Ohio
photography focus: the beautiful natural scenery and the creation of the beautiful people living together constitute a picture profile


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up and down in the color configuration of a larger effort. Increase the level of layout sense of stability after the blue sky, the water left of the screen trichotomy arranged on the line. Together they constitute a slash of green grass off the activities of people, forming a fairy tale portrayed in the picture.

beautiful photos # 2 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Dublin, Ohio
photography focus: the creation of beautiful natural scenery and beautiful people living together constitute a picture pose. As the boxer. (Full-shot) 17mm

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blue sky and green grass

take pictures 3 / 5, the right side of the screen layout of the exotic to slash housing. In addition, in order to add vitality to the screen, arranged left the child and mother, and the further use of the color of clothes to reconcile people of color. In short, the mother and child is loving the background of the action and perfectly clear after the formation of coordination between the clean, warm photography.

beautiful photos # 3 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Incheon Luna Park Sudoguksan Museum
photography focus: the two cute little girls into the blue sky background. Low angle. (Full-shot) 18mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/640s, F3.5, ISO 100, 18mm

beautiful photos # 4 (with wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Incheon International Airport
Photography Focus: photography intended to effect the performance of time and space. High angle. (Full-shot) 23mm

�� FinePix S3Pro, 1/125s, F3.3, ISO 800, 23mm
the photo captures a high angle vertical children under the bell tower. Leaving the area marked in red and watch the back of a substantial background of space, plus the child's sense of urgency on the time to express the remainder of this child and have passed between the time line.


beautiful photo # 7 (with wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Iron Photo
original key fields: the screen while viewing the blue sky, a woman carrying Cosmos flowers, clothes, colors, and yellow fields, interested in exaggerate the performance of deep autumn. Low angle (Waist-shot). 10 ~ 20mm

�� Canon EOS 30D, 1/400s, F10.0, ISO 400, 11mm


in order to create a unique art and photography focused on the screen layout. The composition of the picture is more complex. Photography using a low-angle and wide-angle lens distortions. That is, looking up from the lower side shooting people, you can form a strong distorting effect, but this time we should use the wide-angle lens. The performance of dynamic characters slash flowing hair in the main wind, combined with the blue sky, golden fields and the Cosmos flowers, emitting a more intense atmosphere of autumn.

beautiful photo # 8 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Wild cabbage seedlings
Cheorwon focus photography: the wide-angle framing the blue sky and cabbage to the people in farming. Wide-angle lens (Full-shot). 10 ~ 20mm

�� Canon EOS 30D, 1/400s, F8.0, ISO 100, 10mm


a low angle shot of the busy movement patterns of seedling farmers. Principal photography for the old woman's activities, and therefore the most appropriate use of slash composition, has been fairly successful photography.

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beautiful photo # 10 (with wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Chuncheon City, Zhaoyang Road, Zone 2, Street Photography
focus: Emphasis on the moon the village scene and the children smile. Low angle. 70 ~ 200mm

�� Canon EOS 1D Mark II N, 1/320s, F3.2, ISO 320, 155mm


shot rain with an umbrella in the alley the children holding hands. Short stature compared to the performance of the children of the camera angle, low angle photography sitting the children more prominent lively attitude. In order to effect the performance of this space zone, specifically includes the old building shown in red marker, using the side of the screen under the direction of water movement suggests.

beautiful photo # 11 (use standard lens photography)
Photo Location: Park
photography focus: the innocent smile to a child-based close-up shot. As the boxer (Bust-shot). 85mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/1000s, F2.2, ISO 100, 85mm

centralized composition using the center to the child's face as the photographic focus. Virtual paste around the background, so focus on the child's face.

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beautiful photo # 13 (use standard lens photography)
Photo Location: beach Anmyeondo
photography focus: Comparison of marine colorless winter clothes, the color and character, and to focus on photography as a character expression . As the boxer (Medium-shot). 85mm

�� Canon EOS 1D, 1/1250s, F1.4,belstaff outlet, ISO 200, 85mm


merit no special background, it is best to use the center of the composition of the main characters. Character as the center of the composition, usually given in the center of the screen close-up. However, the instance will be left of the screen characters arranged one-third of online, near colorless background and character color and contrast of clothes,belstaff uk, so that the screen looks the separation of characters and backgrounds. For the existence of fragmented shells and other unwanted subject of the environment, suitable for a strong focus on virtual telescope paste the value of the lower head or the lens aperture.

beautiful photo # 14 (using a telephoto lens photography)
Photo Location: Philippines ��˹����˹ (Dos Palmas) beach
photography focus: the sea as the background to the characters and the background to coordinate the composition as a photography focus. Low angle (Full-shot). 70 ~ 200mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/1000s, F5.0, ISO 100, 168mm


actually ship in the field of white sand on the white sand, but the work gives the vessel floating in the sea, but a woman on board into the fantasy feel. The left side of the screen to form a triangle arrangement of characters, including the right of the screen part of the ship. At the same time framing mountain and ocean, the sea has increased the sense of refreshing feeling. It should be noted that the work contains only the first part of the ship and models of natural forms.

beautiful photo # 15 (using a telephoto lens photography)
Photo Location: Gyeongnam Miryang Pyochungsa
Photography Focus: photography focuses on children's clothes and the background color coordination. As the boxer (Full-shot). 70 ~ 200mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/200s, F5.0, ISO 100, 168mm


performance of the work as much as possible a sense of fresh green grass, the children's clothes are bright performance vitality. Than the standard lens, wide angle lens is more conducive to the performance of the child's natural posture. In addition, these children too young does not have the photographer's ability. So the best way is to the idea of composition, and press the shutter continuously repeated shooting.

beautiful photo # 17 (use standard lens photography)
Photo Location:
photography studio focus: to highlight the performance of the children cute expression. As the boxer. 85mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/80s, F1.8, ISO 100, 85mm


lovely face close-up child. Focus on the work of photographic expression, the subject this time is no need to show extra distracted. Therefore, center of the screen, gives the full screen close-ups. The lower right side of the screen the little hand tugging at the hair set off by the child cute expression.


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Reprinted from 595991707 at 12:15 on August 11, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Learning Exchange


not learn photography skills can not be .1 - Composition


that photography could most of your friends will think: that is beautiful in an election where people stop to the front of the camera, press the shutter not to OK a do! If you can stop and read my this post is likely to upset you this view.

Preface: -

With the popularity of digital cameras, \Those of us amateur expert dubbed \true reflection of my camera right. -
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should say I am pretty \Last visit to Beijing, I took hundreds of recent photos of 4G, a look at the computer, not much satisfaction. I had began to doubt their own level of. These days, I e-learning for a while, before we know there are deep learning it. -
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I was not ready when learning of the photographer, I also took my camera could not see any \I wrote this series of logs not want to be anything more \If you are \-
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following picture is the favorite rookie of us: the principal shooting (people) stood in the middle of the screen, the scene where I do not know a good place, its purpose is to \As a result, over-center composition, it will only make the picture a sense of lack of hierarchy and changes made, it is easy for the audiences Shenmeipilao get is a composition dull,belstaff uk, lifeless, and beauty. -
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\\or the intersection of this line more in line with the human visual habits. Shooting can be directly transferred from the camera, \-
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cruise center of the screen the whole screen into the screen appears to be very stiff boat left 1 / 3 after the effect of changing the location coordinates
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the focus in the center of the camera, you can first press the shutter on a subject focus, and then re-composition, the process should be careful not to let go, to maintain the state of half-press the shutter, and can not move the camera around and zoom. -
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portrait photography composition in the form
curved triangular composition mapping


triangle has a sense of stability curve composition has changed the composition a sense



level composition standard form has a quiet sense of composition

vertically symmetrical composition, the composition form

sense the weight of the vertical symmetry in composition form a decorative sense of composition

repeat-shaped composition

repeat composition with a sense of rhythm

Center, also known as round-shaped composition composition composition Box

center with outstanding sense of composition with a mysterious box-type composition

6, diagonal composition L-type composition

a common form of composition, the picture has a sense of momentum and the feeling of depth. L-type composition has a solid sense of
a, use the action figures themselves constitute a body diagonal
b, using images of objects, tone, light and other visual abstract form diagonal lines



composition of several common features
method
the following methods you have to remember that the composition Oh, when you pick up the camera when the composition should be in your mind the idea.
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elements of photographic composition


frame in the form of different composition

banner frame in the form of the main surface, vertical format, the general cross-frame shooting lying, sitting, man; vertical standing frame shooting other characters. But you may remember, this is not an inch of the law change, but in many cases like this.

Aperture F8 Focal length 55mm
1/160s exposure time with banners in the form of composition, the screen to accommodate more visual elements


highlighted with a simple background
main
for portrait photography, portrait photograph people is to express the main target, is an important part of the screen. It is not only the center of the screen content, but also the center of the screen structure, and other features to be around it to form a whole. Therefore, the best photographers in the picture to note is how prominent figures.


For starters, the prominent figures of the most simple way is to find a more simple and clean background. Such as the side of the white walls, a green grass and the like both clean and not complicated background, so photographers need to focus on people who do not worry about dealing with the relationship between character and background of the problems caused by failure photos.

In addition, the photographer in mind, look for the half-length portrait portrait photography, especially close-up, it is very important. So, try some of the characters on the screen significantly eyes lateral 1 / 3 of the line position, so that not only highlight the main screen, but also more appropriate composition and harmony.

exposure time 1/125s Aperture F4.8 58mm focal length ISO 800
sense of strong background lines, more slender body model highlights



blur the background with the main highlight (put the focus on the figure)

If you want to further highlight the main characters, beginners can also consider using the method of virtual background to highlight the figure. This method of virtual background, the background clutter can also exclude the interference of the main characters. The use of telephoto lenses can not only be more realistic performance figures, but also can achieve the perfect blur effects. If the environment is not much use for the character value. More depth to its weak; If you need to account for certain environmental factors, but people do not want the effects to the body, then the virtual technology can be appropriate (after the method of virtual background revisit), to both unity can be.

aperture F2.5 aperture F3.5 1/200s exposure time exposure time of 1/125s focal length of 135mm focal length 90mm ISO 160
ISO 100 bokeh properly, neither of the characters in the picture Lord
telephoto lens with a virtual background and highlight the effect of the main body of characters, while environmental factors account



highlight the main methods used
there:
to use the framework brings together prominent figures line toward the use of display Traditional and Simplified characters contrast prominent figures


the use of prominent figures
momentum


changes in the use of perspective
prominent figures



prominent figures comparing the use of tone


prominent figures using size




characters, scenes with a reasonable


mismatches if the characters and background, there will be people head the trees, pillars and other objects or branches, which do not grow the right shoulder of the composition form. This requires attention to the photographer, when the main characters behind the tall trees or towers and other background, we should consider a slight shift of the main characters next point, to avoid the trees as the background and characters overlap. Of course, you can also soften the background a little, so that people become more prominent.

exposure time 1/100s Aperture F13 Focal Length 85mm
people shooting in the environment, to avoid overlapping of characters and background of trees, etc.


choice between a good grasp of character limb position


beginners very easy to make a mistake when taking a half-length portrait, figure mishandled choice limb position, they would often arm, cut down the middle of the screen. For starters, with particular attention to that when viewing from the viewfinder, do not cut from the figures joints. In other words, do not let King bottom of the box from the elbow, waist or knee cut scene on both sides of the box is not cut from the wrist or elbow. If you must cut from the arm or leg, it should try to skip the joints.

exposure time of 1/160s Aperture F4 focal length 135mm
big bust portrait shot, you can more or less part of the knee were cut


the relationship between the characters and scenery


scene choice and a reasonable mix of characters and scenes portrait photography is the key to tourism. Wherever he went places, there where the most typical and most representative of the scene. Even some small cities have a certain view has its characteristics. This requires that the photographer should be taken to properly arrange people in this unique landscape, so photos became \I have seen some people take pictures in the nest of steel, was rather Mangrenmoxiang taste.

during the shoot, the photographer should pay attention to the characters and scenes with the problems of composition. Travel photos in shooting, two problems often occur: one is the character position improperly, that is to block out the scenery; In other cases,belstaff outlet, caused by too many people show no significant features (figure too small, not looking also found). Therefore, people in the scene with the photo shoot when he was photographed by the station location is very important. Tourism is the main portrait photography of people, attractions, only as a background, but is typical and meaningful context, and to maintain its integrity.

the main characters to take in the whole picture, at least one-fifth or more, because we were shooting portrait shots, if people take over the column is too small, will lead to the scenery in the whole picture becomes overwhelming, this beginners shooting portraits of the lovers in particular should pay attention to. Under normal circumstances, portrait photography in tourism, attractions accounted for about two-thirds of the screen, while the figure accounts for about one-third of the screen.

character position is the most common figures on the composition of the middle of the photo, but now the placement of the most popular figures in the entire picture of the gold sub-grid points, which is on the screen left or right third of the one, this makes photos look more natural, which can be based on the actual situation.

course, due to wide-angle and standard lens to better uptake and performance of the relationship between landscape and people, so use more widely. Although the broad vast natural landscape, but its every detail does not necessarily need to enter the picture, so shooting should take some typical details of the election or in part, make the menu full of artistic charm. For the partial characterization and description, a telephoto lens is essential. In addition, the telephoto lens of the background blur effects, the same can give a different aesthetic.

It should be worth noting that people are generally inclined toward the center photo, tilt will bring out a toe in the awkward feeling. Of course, if you mean to show some style is a special case, you can follow your own preferences to shoot

exposure time 1/500s Aperture F5.6 wide-angle lens focal length 55mm
selection, not only figures to be fully demonstrated, but also on account of the environment just right


no distance friendship

go out to play with friends, simply want to have more time together, during which always found a souvenir photo. At this point, even if there is nothing spectacular or beautiful scene, as long as the lens through the show's intimate friends, had enough. For friends in daily life, in most cases need to be natural, casual way performance. For example, to encourage them to do some sweet moves, interesting faces, and so on, to avoid people being taken to do some modeling the action or expression.

, of course, the photographer can capture the characters be. The subject is not aware of the case was taken, its performance is the most natural. Photographer to eye grassland, while it is not prepared, in a whisper, or chasing the case, quickly capture some wonderful pictures.

the subject face the camera person unfettered, intimate whisper between friends to give their true feelings




create a sense of stability and reasonable composition

background and the characters face the woods formed a parallel structure. The results can not be prominent figures of the facial expressions. In addition, the extra screen space under the side of the proportion is too large. The horizontal red line marks the right tilt, the overall performance of the instability and dull sense of framing the plan is a typical example of failure.

failure framing

shaped the sense of stability. As the red line of the divided region, consistent with the distribution of the screen. Photograph of the vast blue sky as the main background, the yellow soles of the feet and the height of the lawn and the people close, which makes the whole mix of colors and highlights equal parts split screen effect.

better viewfinder


to avoid the phenomenon of perspective, to make a good building

perspective taken to avoid the phenomenon of the first building to be taken to maintain the level of the main building, in the use of wide-angle lens when shooting and Yang try to avoid overhead, otherwise the building will be in the frame around the central or tilt (toward the lens Yang shot on the building tilted to the inside, shot down the overhead, the building would tilt out. This is near the far smaller due to the perspective relationship.)

(stand too close from the Tiananmen Gate, but also want to shoot into the red, Yang had to take the camera up, the results in both sides of the building to tilt. while the level of the subject is not Tiananmen Square, the building was tilted powerful, and this is especially to be avoided.)

if the environment allows, the best choice for the location of distant,belstaff leather, with the lens focal length to shoot (stand back, and then zoom closer to the subject, but rain and fog days, the screen may be gray Meng Meng), so perspective of the phenomenon can be completely avoided.



If the light and building a positive 45 degree angle when the light and dark contrast and dimension, it is easy to shown the temperament of the building itself.




appropriate to add some visual elements, which make big scene is no longer monotonous

For large scenes, such as sea, lake, grassland, desert, the photographer will use a lot of wide-angle vision. But the film also pay attention to landscape, if only shooting the sea, sand dunes, the color becomes more dull point.



If the screen to accommodate a number of other features, color, footprints and figures, even if it is far, can also play with colors, it will do not have a taste. So what photography is very self, there are many to make their own experience.





composition assessment

Story .1
mix of scenes and portraits, the image can be combined with the results of the ever-changing, in composition, sometimes, it seems not permissive, but in fact, there are some principles to follow.
in Part # 1, we take a look at portraits are the most commonly committed by a small loss.
1. ��Model�� mistake: this man with the King's image, building lines of pillars in the figures significantly above the head, in which case, it is like ����, in the character's head shot of the trees, the trunk in general,belstaff online, seems to be rather strange.
In addition, the figures Figure 1 appears to remain sight of too little space.


2. Improved�� ��Composition: just a little adjustment of the angle of shooting, building pillars to avoid the lines, and the scope of the right camera view with the box, leaving the sight of more to solve the above problems.



Story .2
shooting portraits, try a different shooting angle is very important in the face of the same scene, we can Duo Sisuo to any angle, and the tension can reach the screen interesting.
in Part # 2, we look at portraits of the different camera angles.
1. ��Model�� error: picture instability - the walls of the lines, causing a sense of instability into the picture.


2. ��Model�� error: Improved image instability, but the composition of normal - this is the most commonly used parallel to the shooting, although the figure has improved the picture a sense of insecurity, but the composition appears to be too normal.


3. ��Composition�� improved: slightly adjust the angle of shooting, we try to shoot from the top models, like this film, is not better than the above two plans, but also a lot more lively !



Story.3
in narrative, documentary, or a story of portrait photography, we often view people with a way to show the scene where the characters, time and space, the environment. This time,belstaff jacket, the person is an element of the screen, how to box to get the right people with the King, showing a better imagery, becomes important when thinking of a composition.
in Part # 3, we take a look at the range of box King.
1. ��Model�� wrong: emphasizing character, which is generally the most common framing the scope of the performance of the image of the scene was not enough, there is an element of narrative, but the time and space, poor environmental performance.


2. ��Model�� errors: framing a little more range, but the framing behind the scenes, obviously, did not result in any significant meaning for the image, but instead changes more clutter.


3. ��Composition�� improvement: re-framing adjustment range, this image will be the platform, the performance of railway extension being out!



in the last \.
Basically, the unit change in box # 3 in the King Range, the thought is how to make a scene there Kuang Yuan, the level of feeling, and tell people where the scenes.
Further, if the image is to show the meaning behind, telling image of the subject, in the framing images, there will be a different focus.


Story.4
The following is a framing
very failures. The problem is that this picture is too high above the horizon, MM there is a feeling to fall into the water, the picture out of balance. -
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Below is a very successful
viewfinder, so the horizon disappeared in the photo 1/3--1/2 Department, looks very coordinated, do not feel MM fell out from the photos, or stuck to the feeling (so photography the time horizon should not put photos 1/3--1/2 outside.) -
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-Story.5
like this, the main character was a serious interference with the background noise. -
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well and play a small role in this distance, highlighting the MM of the PP. However, the horizon at an angle, but also to remind the MM when they put POSE is tilted his head back, is not inclined to lean over to you. -
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Appreciation of the classic photographic composition
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beautiful photo # 1 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Dublin, Ohio
photography focus: the beautiful natural scenery and the creation of the beautiful people living together constitute a picture profile


�� as the boxer. (Full - shot) 17mm


up and down in the color configuration of a larger effort. Increase the level of layout sense of stability after the blue sky, the water left of the screen trichotomy arranged on the line. Together they constitute a slash of green grass off the activities of people, forming a fairy tale portrayed in the picture.

beautiful photos # 2 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Dublin, Ohio
photography focus: the creation of beautiful natural scenery and beautiful people living together constitute a picture pose. As the boxer. (Full-shot) 17mm

�� as boxer. (Full-Shot) 17mm

blue sky and green grass

take pictures 3 / 5, the right side of the screen layout of the exotic to slash housing. In addition, in order to add vitality to the screen, arranged left the child and mother, and the further use of the color of clothes to reconcile people of color. In short, the mother and child is loving the background of the action and perfectly clear after the formation of coordination between the clean, warm photography.

beautiful photos # 3 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Incheon Luna Park Sudoguksan Museum
photography focus: the two cute little girls into the blue sky background. Low angle. (Full-shot) 18mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/640s, F3.5, ISO 100, 18mm

beautiful photos # 4 (with wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Incheon International Airport
Photography Focus: photography intended to effect the performance of time and space. High angle. (Full-shot) 23mm

�� FinePix S3Pro, 1/125s, F3.3, ISO 800, 23mm
the photo captures a high angle vertical children under the bell tower. Leaving the area marked in red and watch the back of a substantial background of space, plus the child's sense of urgency on the time to express the remainder of this child and have passed between the time line.


beautiful photo # 7 (with wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Iron Photo
original key fields: the screen while viewing the blue sky, a woman carrying Cosmos flowers, clothes, colors, and yellow fields, interested in exaggerate the performance of deep autumn. Low angle (Waist-shot). 10 ~ 20mm

�� Canon EOS 30D, 1/400s, F10.0, ISO 400, 11mm


in order to create a unique art and photography focused on the screen layout. The composition of the picture is more complex. Photography using a low-angle and wide-angle lens distortions. That is, looking up from the lower side shooting people, you can form a strong distorting effect, but this time we should use the wide-angle lens. The performance of dynamic characters slash flowing hair in the main wind, combined with the blue sky, golden fields and the Cosmos flowers, emitting a more intense atmosphere of autumn.

beautiful photo # 8 (using wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Wild cabbage seedlings
Cheorwon focus photography: the wide-angle framing the blue sky and cabbage to the people in farming. Wide-angle lens (Full-shot). 10 ~ 20mm

�� Canon EOS 30D, 1/400s, F8.0, ISO 100, 10mm


a low angle shot of the busy movement patterns of seedling farmers. Principal photography for the old woman's activities, and therefore the most appropriate use of slash composition, has been fairly successful photography.

beautiful photo # 9 (with wide-angle lens photography) -
Photo Location: west of Chuncheon City, the new Merry
photography focus: low-angle shot children playing in the water scenes, by capturing the splashes of water droplets, gives life to the screen. -
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�� Canon EOS 1D Mark II N, 1/400s, F11.0, ISO 200, 12mm -
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extraordinary difficult, as the boxer to create unique works. Trying to come up the screen layout, simply select a low angle into the water. The blue sky and water, face-centered layout, the performance of the children a sense of vibrant activity. The background lines are marked in red the distribution line and the children were chosen

beautiful photo # 10 (with wide-angle lens photography)
Photo Location: Chuncheon City, Zhaoyang Road, Zone 2, Street Photography
focus: Emphasis on the moon the village scene and the children smile. Low angle. 70 ~ 200mm

�� Canon EOS 1D Mark II N, 1/320s, F3.2, ISO 320, 155mm


shot rain with an umbrella in the alley the children holding hands. Short stature compared to the performance of the children of the camera angle, low angle photography sitting the children more prominent lively attitude. In order to effect the performance of this space zone, specifically includes the old building shown in red marker, using the side of the screen under the direction of water movement suggests.

beautiful photo # 11 (use standard lens photography)
Photo Location: Park
photography focus: the innocent smile to a child-based close-up shot. As the boxer (Bust-shot). 85mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/1000s, F2.2, ISO 100, 85mm

centralized composition using the center to the child's face as the photographic focus. Virtual paste around the background, so focus on the child's face.

beautiful photo # 12 (using a telephoto lens photography) -
Photo Location: City of green tea to Bao
Photo Focus: Photo object as the furrows in the green tea to high angle (Full-shot). 85mm -
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photography emphasizing the color contrast and the facial expression. In order to show the freshness of green grass, leaving the lower side of the large background screen, the characters placed in the upper left side of the rule of thirds intersection screen, thus forming a red girl came forward in the picture. Furrow extends from the figure for directions to the lower right corner of the screen, showing pictures full sense of direction and sense of stability. -

beautiful photo # 13 (use standard lens photography)
Photo Location: beach Anmyeondo
photography focus: Comparison of marine colorless winter clothes, the color and character, and to focus on photography as a character expression . As the boxer (Medium-shot). 85mm

�� Canon EOS 1D, 1/1250s, F1.4, ISO 200, 85mm


merit no special background, it is best to use the center of the composition of the main characters. Character as the center of the composition, usually given in the center of the screen close-up. However, the instance will be left of the screen characters arranged one-third of online, near colorless background and character color and contrast of clothes, so that the screen looks the separation of characters and backgrounds. For the existence of fragmented shells and other unwanted subject of the environment, suitable for a strong focus on virtual telescope paste the value of the lower head or the lens aperture.

beautiful photo # 14 (using a telephoto lens photography)
Photo Location: Philippines ��˹����˹ (Dos Palmas) beach
photography focus: the sea as the background to the characters and the background to coordinate the composition as a photography focus. Low angle (Full-shot). 70 ~ 200mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/1000s, F5.0, ISO 100, 168mm


actually ship in the field of white sand on the white sand, but the work gives the vessel floating in the sea, but a woman on board into the fantasy feel. The left side of the screen to form a triangle arrangement of characters, including the right of the screen part of the ship. At the same time framing mountain and ocean, the sea has increased the sense of refreshing feeling. It should be noted that the work contains only the first part of the ship and models of natural forms.

beautiful photo # 15 (using a telephoto lens photography)
Photo Location: Gyeongnam Miryang Pyochungsa
Photography Focus: photography focuses on children's clothes and the background color coordination. As the boxer (Full-shot). 70 ~ 200mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/200s, F5.0, ISO 100, 168mm


performance of the work as much as possible a sense of fresh green grass, the children's clothes are bright performance vitality. Than the standard lens, wide angle lens is more conducive to the performance of the child's natural posture. In addition, these children too young does not have the photographer's ability. So the best way is to the idea of composition, and press the shutter continuously repeated shooting.

beautiful photo # 17 (use standard lens photography)
Photo Location:
photography studio focus: to highlight the performance of the children cute expression. As the boxer. 85mm

�� Canon EOS 300D, 1/80s, F1.8, ISO 100, 85mm


lovely face close-up child. Focus on the work of photographic expression, the subject this time is no need to show extra distracted. Therefore,belstaff coat, center of the screen, gives the full screen close-ups. The lower right side of the screen the little hand tugging at the hair set off by the child cute expression.


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1, the girl said: I'm pregnant. Men continue to bow to eat, said: I had a ligation. Shocked for a girl: You're kidding me. Man raised his head and looked at her, drink some water, said: Me too.
2, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig to see the time, and then simply said, \Remote
3, at university, the toilet is kind of a row of old-fashioned pit-bit, and no doors. One night lights broken toilet, found himself a pit-bit, squatted down, when a strong lift up a hand hip, a deep voice rang: It was!
4, the company smoking, so there is a small compartment of the WC became the brother-specific smoking room.
brother to WC smoking yesterday and found that WC was accounted for, brother reluctantly, to withdraw ~
10 minutes later, WC has been accounted for, Columbia tolerance, withdrawal ~ ~
20 minutes later, WC still been accounted for, and Costa angry: Hey! There are no one ah?
after half a minute, which came with weak voice: brothers, there is no paper ah?
sweat, so brother handed the paper towel from under the door five minutes after the last
, which still did not movement,
anger Brother: Hey, you in the end that not come out ah?
half a minute later, handed out through the crack, I just handed over a half stack of toilet paper,
and then there came the weak voice of the weak: Brother, can you help me to dip some water ~~~~~~
Kao, brother collapsed, feeling so long, dry it! ! !
5, one day with her boyfriend to go to Shenzhen SEG Plaza, Huaqiang North, (more people to come out to the feces), in the elevator, I suddenly stand on the two frames and then turn around, very loudly on her boyfriend, said: \heal your hemorrhoids do not ah? \br> We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Grandma finally have time to go home, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ...
7, day into the city, suddenly urgency, he looked had a secluded corner ready to work, who knows a pol.ice was found washed up to scold me, but also to fine me for money, I was angry and shouted back: \Look not into ah! \I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM!
9, the school's male and female toilets connected. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is embarrassed when the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale and loudly asked, \Female teacher's pants zipper open. One girl stood up
cautioned: \art teacher there are so little known in the local, a newspaper has a greater coverage, along with a photo, then blew open in the class: \Sign out the photos ... ... \
12, Middle School, geometry teacher is a old lady, love boast, especially annoying. Day in class, said: \\
13, once I see my sister in the paint Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out: \The. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said: \What is the most classic .. I thought up and curse the X. .. you tell him. ... His mother may feel that they are cattle of the ... day of classes X, he first entered the classroom to see their country who has come such a mouth on the classic ... so time has come .. the other side is very calm and the Huileyiju you. mother. B. .....
2. .. I have a buddy in elementary school The first thing ..
lying there .. a school to pay to his mother gave him 100 dollars .. but the forfeiture of the class that day ... .. see the side of the road after school snack .. I sell That man did not hold back ... bought three dollars to eat .. went home ..
his mother: pay to it?
buddy: Today confiscated.
his mother: Oh, the money then?
buddy: to.
mother asked: how not 100?
man: Oh, I came back lost three dollars ...
mother :...
palm touched the voice face ....
3. sleep, my high school when St. the nickname of the same table, the person of a particular study hall to sleep, wake up early the next day had study hall, then in the winter, the North was still dark at seven o'clock in winter, who thought it was going to night classes after class, HLL fell down asleep back to quarters , just wake up until noon.
I do not know how he was admitted to Tsinghua University and Dr. all the way to read the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
few days ago he came to our hospital, his head is Wu Qing, I was shocked: \asleep, stumbled in the quarters that, I feel uncomfortable wearing clothes came off, GF, and sister sit in the front did not find, then Lao Zhangren back, thought we were playing **, kick my face ... \br> 4. younger brother studying in the United States. University where the green as the school's main colors, so the school souvenirs, the mascot, T-shirt, notebook or something, without exception, are bright green-green, including the hat. . . Although foreigners who
is that there is nothing taboo, but as a Chinese,,, anyway, I bought a bunch of green souvenirs, except hat. . .
saying I have a Venezuelan students, handsome guy, who is also very good, but a little smug, dress up every day towards the development of flowers, especially like the bright clothing. ... Small group on Friday probably bought a new hat. . . Fresh green fresh green. . . Very happy guy, kept to show off before the class, but also to spread to Colombia to help him take pictures on facebook. . . Brother laughed language. . . I thought better not to tell him the profound meaning. . .
this class, young man listlessly lying on the table, look very depressed. So the last inquiry. . .
originally appointed him cheating on his girlfriend home to find a new joy, he was formally notified yesterday kick. . .
. . .
guy that looked at the top of bright green bright green hat ... brother ... not know what to say ah this is the wisdom of our ancestors!
5. My mother, 52, but the mentality of the young especially, to dress the same with 30. then called her \I am male, 180 stature, had just shaved bald poll) suddenly felt a huge hand from my left brain photographed, and then I fell to the ground on HLL's. That was Avenue, ah, I just remembered to play to hear the special sound familiar sounded the voice of \son ... \Helping you quickly look ah!
everyone: Do you use perfume? ? Han brand? ?
relinquish strengths: SIX GOD ah, I just use that.
All: Niubi ah, never heard of, ah, Sha Yangzi ah? .
Relinquish strengths: Six Florida Water God, you who took it?
all :.............
7. For a moment I wanted to study whether it can be stored fart, so I can use a bottle as a container, the former regarded each fart aligned and then put the bottle, put end to seal with plastic wrap. So next time a fart, and to repeat the action.
stores two days later so I want to see results, so the unsealing, solemnly smell a bit ... ...
proved fart can indeed be stored ... ...
8. first day when us that the school mess.
a day, small Cangnan the stairs, a high-grade bully, hastily ran down, picked up a small Cangnan clothes: \calm, so he said the word pun: \
shocked for a few seconds: \I have to give your body search, but now I really do not have money you do not believe it ... ... \
scolded: \
9. Friends of the cry, asked why!
said its third year know a school girl, hot fast, and often spend the night do not start! its principles can not wear the wedding dress for her to not release her button buckle! the high school dropout, diligence exception, their women are Chushoubufan! school girl want to drop out of school, the threat posed to say: do not break on the University and Seoul! school girl hard then! consider an undergraduate colleges! the then increasingly hard money! during three years, not one penny of economic house! full payment of the school girl! still insists on not moving the school girl!
school girl near a car accident, medical decisions: a corpse two life!
its howl, saying: I TM to send someone else's door but his wife three years to weave a green hat!
10. My college buddy buddy with a legend, he had graduated several years, but his story was still in college Kat X spread ......
BH buddy said that the time to do graduation, the election is entitled: perpetual motion machine manufacturing .......
That guy in front of enthusiastic about his theory, this time under the teacher can not help but whisper (discussed under this man is not sick.)
gorgeous this time came, this man broke the chalk ���� teacher threw his back, with the added sentence: \Grandpa's phone call with my father, father of a then say: hey, Dad it! ? \is love, one day see her play with a ruler, the ruler with sparkling top, hit upon evil, to ask her to lend over secretly in your mouth (it was first kiss, though indirect) I'm up against her, thinks she can not see. While some people did not poke me, I was still drunk yet, is who told a moment did not react, he turned to suck when the ruler was still hard, her face hidden bitterness, said: give it to me .......... ......
Since then, she has always despised the school.
14. the words of the year, or primary, as is short, the teacher arranged in the first row.
day math class, is pretending to listen carefully when, suddenly feeling the belly does not have the urge to fart. . So I very carefully very light to put it out slowly. . Haochou. . Really Haochou.
cover their nose and three rows plus student collective mutual suspicion. Of course, this kind of thing can not be recognized! So I pretended to pretend innocent victims. But it is unfortunate that the guy sitting next to me suspicion to me, up against the risk of vomiting next to me to hear to smell. . I kept pushing him.
results must be the teacher saw. Teachers know the truth, that we in the rough, so very strong, said: \Also, I found the corner of the guy sitting next to me lying on my seat smell! Ah lie heard in my seat! !
with great speed so I know the result of a math problem on the blackboard that the answer (in fact, when my elementary school math scores well --b). And then forced, and very fast, gorgeous and sat down!
guy was about to rise to the seat again and I had close contact, and with a \
teachers and angry: \And remember the most profound mistake! now I think, should be the teacher's slip of the tongue, he should be trying to say is saddle)
whole class laughed, the boys next to me sit up and aggrieved, to defend themselves but do not know how to say , little face up in the red...
writing on the blackboard the teacher turned to writing when the child turned his head he kept on sitting in the back of the students whispered: fart that he let it! fart that he put!
This time it was Colombian blush ��������
15. My classmates tragedy. and the people with him will be particularly unlucky, said his former elementary school, sitting with him as long as inexplicable nosebleeds occur After school, the road was copied Pa, forgot to write the name of examination papers copied penalty, was looking for counterfeit money to buy things ... sort of misfortune. Then he was afraid of junior high school students to hear, try not to touch him, but what Spring and his a group of people who fall into the lake, he likes the girls in the examination result of sudden illness hit test, a road every day and his home such things as a boy in a car accident or a tragedy happened. but even more tragic is that, in one mode class failed the math test, examination of all other classes can be, the teacher asked the class is very strange why not pass a lot and found the results of investigation is the man that day birthday ...
16. postseason the past two days race, think of high school. high school classrooms have a TV, we look at the rocket after school playoffs are Hi skin... but we supposed class squeeze... We put the TV sound off, the screen dims. TV right in the head teacher So, the teacher was surprised to find everyone that hold back the rise of lectures ... ... ah, can not call
17. My brother two very naughty child all day around getting himself into, once they make a mistake, was his aging mother in the ... aging mother kneeling in the living room is also cruel, the Pro out of the lost sentence: I come back you do not kneel on the dead! then went out. We two brothers are also very stubborn, kneeling on the knees, more afraid! to as boil, over time, the question came, I looked frowning brother, brother ... my brother did not say that I had finished, immediately take words: urinary urgency, right? Well I had heard, he said: I also urgent!! how to do? brother looked at me meaningfully and said: What mom never let up his aging mother ... ... and then soon returned, opened the door enough to create misunderstandings, the two kneeling boy also face arrogance, but more than before liquid two beaches, but also was twisting freehand shape, it is truly elegant!
18. It was very hot, I always drink plenty of water, has been forget to buy a cup. often use the company's paper cups to drink water. the day before I go to work, see to the table stood a large glass moon material. and it is kind of cute, beauty manager, colleagues said to me. I was especially touched by a bit to pick clean water to drink. Shuo Liu cup water with a big sense of the unique personality, is very respected colleagues to cast eyes. noon, I eat dinner, take a cup to drink water. suddenly come in shocked beauty manager there to see me ... and then she said: This is my little trash can send you the morning rush you forgot to put the lid, and this to send you a cover ... I went to Le
19. day school, math teacher because we test the temper somewhat less unhappy.
noon I get sick, twisted a few , the release of a giant smelly P.
students have protested, chaotic classroom, the teacher's wroth tales.
teacher was very angry, \P will not be put out to put it? Chousi! \\After retirement, active aging, the international radio station every morning to do a profile of programs to learn English every day.
program is broadcast early in the morning. Babaoshan international radio stations in the vicinity, very far away. So the professor does not shine every day went to where we should.
one day, the old professor too late. can not be late, and quickly taxi.
\\Professor old master anxiously grabbed the shoulder:
\\table, eat with ferocity, a dish up, meal loot, on the empty plate.
new dishes on the Romantic side, then removed an empty plate.
many people as restaurants, serving slower, we gobble, the table actually has only one plate.
Finally finished, we burped, carrying a fourth of the dish, just about to go.
first came to dinner next to a classmate looked at us, said:
\At first, every day, walking from the front, but also did not find anything wrong, then he and a classmate through the store, how the students told me how this name, I suddenly realized ... not a month later, the store by the business closed, and store cards are demolished, and a fine of 1,000 yuan ...
23. a mm, while QQ is very simple to leave the auto-reply \\still there? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of shame still there? not!
24. graduated, we Yikusitian. I think of my last things. is summer, I Dress wearing high heels and fell from the stairs to go. the process is not the point, here ignored. then went to the hospital to allow doctors to view. I'll even carry in your hand ** off. She saw my swollen huge and filled with silt Green bloodstain and scratches in the leg after the child looked very dignified manner Miaole Miao my hand. ... and then say: so strong Where did you buy socks
25. the first two days and the LP to buy clothes, pick two, In the dressing room I tried, heard on the outside and proprietress LP bargain: a 38, one 58,belstaff jacket, two pieces of a total of 100 well, the fraction of wiping out on the line. proprietress said, no, this is special for us , a penny is not cheap, 100 sold vain!
Finally, I came out pay, the boss money, 96 ... ...
26. 4:00 to work, Deputy Chief of the Land Rover open home, halfway under the car to buy cigarettes, purchase only 11 found the body. on the bus can see the oil life display to run 41 kilometers. was surprised to open the GPS, the results show the precise home to 42 km. passing gas stations, are hesitant to with 10 of the oil. or go in the period of insurance.
\\\\\\\\I remember the company phone reception, so use a landline station. a security answer the phone, and asked him how much money, the answer is only 120, I said enough it back to me quickly. So that the NB over a taxi fare 38. continued to tears Ben.
call to the financial, but fortunately the cashier did not go. Half an hour later the cashier, the neatly packed with business models that paid the money. suddenly feeling really happy money.
cashier so happy to send back home , to send the security back to the company. pocket complete circle and then passing gas stations, but also angrily turned away several glances BS. The results come back to me and tears ran out.
fuel life display: can mileage: 41 km. I With feelings of anger and drove into the gas station.
faint little boy looked at me: \\help people help it. this time to see next to a PLMM, so he took his daughter to the edge with her daughter, said: \\\is a foot up ...
29. summer vacation back home, pulls out a child's essay question of the ...
sentences, constantly: cars keep from me in the past ...
30. friends with a non-mainstream college entrance exam dress MM, very, very seductive, the butt down the escape of at least one-third of MM, said that a good white ... good white friends left sitting in front, so that Costa Rica was the scourge of the matter, while writing can not help but roll to the side of people ditch ass look. hard look! tragedy be a warning invigilator, and then the uncle of a proctor to him to see his eyes down, looking after the decisive two-second freeze-frame to bring the glasses back to the podium, and then returned and stood in The brother behind, the focus of this brother entire exam invigilator ...
? someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: \the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh, \You recently quit the personnel matter?! Zhang listened to big panic, bartenders busy changed his tune, I heard that you are not in the personnel Rights?!
? one? U.S. Miss abortion, the doctor deliberately get the pain, cried Miss : hurt! can not stand,belstaff jackets outlet! doctor: can not stand have to be, who told Hello not come to me by the time.
? ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. to her, ramen master asked: you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
? bookstore salesperson with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling books is not the library! Customer: What do you approach not a little smile. Clerk: You're here to buy books, or to buy a laugh?
? a meteor across the night sky, I immediately promised a wish, I hope you will become more beautiful, who knows just finished Xu wish Meteor \*** lost in the face of the boy: \I will pay you monthly installments! \dyspepsia patients complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber,belstaff coat, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
? A Yuan in the field study. One day, he found living expenses run ahead of schedule, he telegraphed for help to the family busy. telegram only two words: exhaustion. just a few days, Ah Yuan received a call back home: top live!
? you know that our friendship to me is full of rich meaning, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you jump out from a tall building, I would not hesitate to explore speak out to: \Die strange! \says \Hing Fat, singing Richie's \: When I told my wife to marry him, a full kneeling for an hour, you kneel it? Benxiong proud to say: My wife said I kneel to avoid future opportunities of !......
? Osama bin Laden to Bush sent a letter: qs-IHSIN, Bush understand, the FBI can not do anything, so she sent six British ** love to answer is: President to take the anti-a, with Hanyu Pinyin to read!
? a ** walking in the street and was stopped, say you ugly, you deny, was beaten up: hypocrisy! stopped the next day and say you are ugly, you admit, is playing: No modesty! third day was again stopped, no dare to respond was beaten even worse: such a scandal drag!
? have a very flat chest girl, she was afraid that her boyfriend has not told him to hold anything. They first go to bed, turn off the lights, blanket drill, the men began to touch, he touched the girl's chest. Then he said: Honey, do tummy sleeping ah!
? I looked at the sky, counting the days and you've known, there are more than three years, but we only met twice before, you'll still be there. but please do not blame me do not often see you, but unfortunately ... ah ... too far from my home zoo friends,belstaff sale!
? Fang and her boyfriend dating in the grove, can listen to to her boyfriend in a harsh voice singing. Xiaofang: You're not a singing, the trees have scared away other people! boyfriend: is this effect to be, or how clear the scene!
? If hungry country? Shabu Shabu hot pot to copy! If thirsty country? to the river around! if the money supposed to? to find a fool deceive! If Modan country? to find Osama bin Laden and thought! If think you supposed to? to the pen Look!
? born in the edge of the Taklimakan Desert, after a student admitted to the University, the villagers beat drums and gongs to celebrate, he was grateful tears. just about to thank the old man was accidentally heard a roar: one man and one less we rush to drink!
? still around and ran over, he has kept running 44 laps, and I anxiously watched him, he ran so calm, so leisurely. I was alone and silently count: five four, three, two, one! bell ... ... the class was over!
hear your phone is not SMS, so send this message tests. If you have received, confirmed and I send SMS text messages, please I reply: I have, is you!
? single Lao Li Wang Q: Why is the law a man can only marry a wife, Lao Li said in earnest: you have a wife and then will find In fact, this law is to protect the man.
? There shall come out to feed the wolf, and heard a woman in the lessons children, said: cry cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! night, said the results of wolves: his mother it! not count the old ladies say ah!
? car guy put on a sound fart, sitting next to a woman called out to him three times straight, \\, the owner to drive it. sow Road \teeth, toilet quit six, seven quit drinking, Pig you know now?
? rabbits that fled from the gray wolf, the wolf angry Jizhui, wipe the body of rabbit to play ash soil rabbits wear glasses to read the newspapers the wolf asked: can see a rabbit? Rabbit: The rabbit is a wolf ruined it? Wolf shame: by! published in the paper so quickly was?
? Drifting participate in math exam invigilator staring at his neck The beads looked a long time, sneered: Hey! the thinking disguised as such, and not think of cheating,belstaff outlet, soon off to!
? I see her face with a shy, sweet demeanor, can not help the hearts of a swing, whispered: \\\\br>? natural class. teacher asked Yingying: When cherry pick the best ah? Yingying blushed and whispered: when nobody!
? bottom out of a bureau under way, the most useless man speech out, and suddenly was told Liu: \\I really useless!
? traffic police car outside, said: \Where to go after the trailer? \B: you do not leave his wife over it! A: That guy can not signed the letter!
? A: You know, children of God live it? B: live toilet. A: Why? B: Because every morning I heard my father knocking on the door when the toilet is always said: 'God, ah, how do you still inside? '
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4. a white-collar Beauty exhausted because of work on the signature on the msn dubbed \How much money monthly? Can pack

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但是反面角色也会不甘心啊 也会说凭什么你们自觉得是正义的就可以杀我啊 我们也没有错 这只是我们的生存
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1, the girl said: I'm pregnant. Men continue to bow to eat, said: I had a ligation. Shocked for a girl: You're kidding me. Man raised his head and looked at her, drink some water, said: Me too.
2, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig to see the time, and then simply said, \Remote
3, at university, the toilet is kind of a row of old-fashioned pit-bit, and no doors. One night lights broken toilet, found himself a pit-bit, squatted down, when a strong lift up a hand hip, a deep voice rang: It was!
4, the company smoking, so there is a small compartment of the WC became the brother-specific smoking room.
brother to WC smoking yesterday and found that WC was accounted for, brother reluctantly, to withdraw ~
10 minutes later, WC has been accounted for, Columbia tolerance, withdrawal ~ ~
20 minutes later, WC still been accounted for, and Costa angry: Hey! There are no one ah?
after half a minute, which came with weak voice: brothers, there is no paper ah?
sweat, so brother handed the paper towel from under the door five minutes after the last
, which still did not movement,
anger Brother: Hey, you in the end that not come out ah?
half a minute later, handed out through the crack, I just handed over a half stack of toilet paper,
and then there came the weak voice of the weak: Brother, can you help me to dip some water ~~~~~~
Kao, brother collapsed, feeling so long, dry it! ! !
5, one day with her boyfriend to go to Shenzhen SEG Plaza, Huaqiang North, (more people to come out to the feces), in the elevator, I suddenly stand on the two frames and then turn around, very loudly on her boyfriend, said: \heal your hemorrhoids do not ah? \br> We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Grandma finally have time to go home, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ...
7, day into the city, suddenly urgency, he looked had a secluded corner ready to work, who knows a pol.ice was found washed up to scold me, but also to fine me for money, I was angry and shouted back: \Look not into ah! \I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM!
9, the school's male and female toilets connected. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is embarrassed when the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale and loudly asked, \Female teacher's pants zipper open. One girl stood up
cautioned: \art teacher there are so little known in the local, a newspaper has a greater coverage, along with a photo, then blew open in the class: \Sign out the photos ... ... \
12, Middle School, geometry teacher is a old lady, love boast, especially annoying. Day in class, said: \\
13, once I see my sister in the paint Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out: \The. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said: \What is the most classic .. I thought up and curse the X. .. you tell him. ... His mother may feel that they are cattle of the ... day of classes X, he first entered the classroom to see their country who has come such a mouth on the classic ... so time has come .. the other side is very calm and the Huileyiju you. mother. B. .....
2. .. I have a buddy in elementary school The first thing ..
lying there .. a school to pay to his mother gave him 100 dollars .. but the forfeiture of the class that day ... .. see the side of the road after school snack .. I sell That man did not hold back ... bought three dollars to eat .. went home ..
his mother: pay to it?
buddy: Today confiscated.
his mother: Oh, the money then?
buddy: to.
mother asked: how not 100?
man: Oh, I came back lost three dollars ...
mother :...
palm touched the voice face ....
3. sleep, my high school when St. the nickname of the same table, the person of a particular study hall to sleep, wake up early the next day had study hall, then in the winter, the North was still dark at seven o'clock in winter, who thought it was going to night classes after class, HLL fell down asleep back to quarters , just wake up until noon.
I do not know how he was admitted to Tsinghua University and Dr. all the way to read the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
few days ago he came to our hospital, his head is Wu Qing, I was shocked: \asleep, stumbled in the quarters that, I feel uncomfortable wearing clothes came off, GF, and sister sit in the front did not find, then Lao Zhangren back, thought we were playing **, kick my face ... \br> 4. younger brother studying in the United States. University where the green as the school's main colors, so the school souvenirs, the mascot, T-shirt, notebook or something, without exception, are bright green-green, including the hat. . . Although foreigners who
is that there is nothing taboo, but as a Chinese,,, anyway, I bought a bunch of green souvenirs, except hat. . .
saying I have a Venezuelan students, handsome guy, who is also very good, but a little smug, dress up every day towards the development of flowers, especially like the bright clothing. ... Small group on Friday probably bought a new hat. . . Fresh green fresh green. . . Very happy guy, kept to show off before the class, but also to spread to Colombia to help him take pictures on facebook. . . Brother laughed language. . . I thought better not to tell him the profound meaning. . .
this class, young man listlessly lying on the table, look very depressed. So the last inquiry. . .
originally appointed him cheating on his girlfriend home to find a new joy, he was formally notified yesterday kick. . .
. . .
guy that looked at the top of bright green bright green hat ... brother ... not know what to say ah this is the wisdom of our ancestors!
5. My mother, 52, but the mentality of the young especially, to dress the same with 30. then called her \I am male, 180 stature, had just shaved bald poll) suddenly felt a huge hand from my left brain photographed, and then I fell to the ground on HLL's. That was Avenue, ah, I just remembered to play to hear the special sound familiar sounded the voice of \son ... \Helping you quickly look ah!
everyone: Do you use perfume? ? Han brand? ?
relinquish strengths: SIX GOD ah, I just use that.
All: Niubi ah, never heard of, ah, Sha Yangzi ah? .
Relinquish strengths: Six Florida Water God, you who took it?
all :.............
7. For a moment I wanted to study whether it can be stored fart, so I can use a bottle as a container, the former regarded each fart aligned and then put the bottle, put end to seal with plastic wrap. So next time a fart, and to repeat the action.
stores two days later so I want to see results, so the unsealing, solemnly smell a bit ... ...
proved fart can indeed be stored ... ...
8. first day when us that the school mess.
a day, small Cangnan the stairs, a high-grade bully, hastily ran down, picked up a small Cangnan clothes: \calm, so he said the word pun: \
shocked for a few seconds: \I have to give your body search, but now I really do not have money you do not believe it ... ... \
scolded: \
9. Friends of the cry, asked why!
said its third year know a school girl, hot fast, and often spend the night do not start! its principles can not wear the wedding dress for her to not release her button buckle! the high school dropout, diligence exception, their women are Chushoubufan! school girl want to drop out of school, the threat posed to say: do not break on the University and Seoul! school girl hard then! consider an undergraduate colleges! the then increasingly hard money! during three years, not one penny of economic house! full payment of the school girl! still insists on not moving the school girl!
school girl near a car accident,belstaff outlet, medical decisions: a corpse two life!
its howl, saying: I TM to send someone else's door but his wife three years to weave a green hat!
10. My college buddy buddy with a legend, he had graduated several years, but his story was still in college Kat X spread ......
BH buddy said that the time to do graduation,belstaff jackets outlet, the election is entitled: perpetual motion machine manufacturing .......
That guy in front of enthusiastic about his theory, this time under the teacher can not help but whisper (discussed under this man is not sick.)
gorgeous this time came, this man broke the chalk ���� teacher threw his back, with the added sentence: \Grandpa's phone call with my father, father of a then say: hey, Dad it! ? \is love, one day see her play with a ruler, the ruler with sparkling top, hit upon evil, to ask her to lend over secretly in your mouth (it was first kiss, though indirect) I'm up against her, thinks she can not see. While some people did not poke me, I was still drunk yet, is who told a moment did not react, he turned to suck when the ruler was still hard, her face hidden bitterness, said: give it to me .......... ......
Since then, she has always despised the school.
14. the words of the year,belstaff jacket, or primary, as is short, the teacher arranged in the first row.
day math class, is pretending to listen carefully when, suddenly feeling the belly does not have the urge to fart. . So I very carefully very light to put it out slowly. . Haochou. . Really Haochou.
cover their nose and three rows plus student collective mutual suspicion. Of course, this kind of thing can not be recognized! So I pretended to pretend innocent victims. But it is unfortunate that the guy sitting next to me suspicion to me, up against the risk of vomiting next to me to hear to smell. . I kept pushing him.
results must be the teacher saw. Teachers know the truth, that we in the rough, so very strong, said: \Also, I found the corner of the guy sitting next to me lying on my seat smell! Ah lie heard in my seat! !
with great speed so I know the result of a math problem on the blackboard that the answer (in fact, when my elementary school math scores well --b). And then forced, and very fast, gorgeous and sat down!
guy was about to rise to the seat again and I had close contact, and with a \
teachers and angry: \And remember the most profound mistake! now I think, should be the teacher's slip of the tongue, he should be trying to say is saddle)
whole class laughed, the boys next to me sit up and aggrieved, to defend themselves but do not know how to say , little face up in the red...
writing on the blackboard the teacher turned to writing when the child turned his head he kept on sitting in the back of the students whispered: fart that he let it! fart that he put!
This time it was Colombian blush ��������
15. My classmates tragedy. and the people with him will be particularly unlucky, said his former elementary school, sitting with him as long as inexplicable nosebleeds occur After school, the road was copied Pa, forgot to write the name of examination papers copied penalty, was looking for counterfeit money to buy things ... sort of misfortune. Then he was afraid of junior high school students to hear, try not to touch him, but what Spring and his a group of people who fall into the lake, he likes the girls in the examination result of sudden illness hit test, a road every day and his home such things as a boy in a car accident or a tragedy happened. but even more tragic is that, in one mode class failed the math test, examination of all other classes can be, the teacher asked the class is very strange why not pass a lot and found the results of investigation is the man that day birthday ...
16. postseason the past two days race, think of high school. high school classrooms have a TV, we look at the rocket after school playoffs are Hi skin... but we supposed class squeeze... We put the TV sound off, the screen dims. TV right in the head teacher So, the teacher was surprised to find everyone that hold back the rise of lectures ... ... ah, can not call
17. My brother two very naughty child all day around getting himself into, once they make a mistake, was his aging mother in the ... aging mother kneeling in the living room is also cruel, the Pro out of the lost sentence: I come back you do not kneel on the dead! then went out. We two brothers are also very stubborn, kneeling on the knees, more afraid! to as boil,belstaff coat, over time, the question came, I looked frowning brother, brother ... my brother did not say that I had finished, immediately take words: urinary urgency, right? Well I had heard, he said: I also urgent!! how to do? brother looked at me meaningfully and said: What mom never let up his aging mother ... ... and then soon returned, opened the door enough to create misunderstandings, the two kneeling boy also face arrogance, but more than before liquid two beaches, but also was twisting freehand shape, it is truly elegant!
18. It was very hot, I always drink plenty of water, has been forget to buy a cup. often use the company's paper cups to drink water. the day before I go to work, see to the table stood a large glass moon material. and it is kind of cute, beauty manager, colleagues said to me. I was especially touched by a bit to pick clean water to drink. Shuo Liu cup water with a big sense of the unique personality, is very respected colleagues to cast eyes. noon, I eat dinner, take a cup to drink water. suddenly come in shocked beauty manager there to see me ... and then she said: This is my little trash can send you the morning rush you forgot to put the lid, and this to send you a cover ... I went to Le
19. day school, math teacher because we test the temper somewhat less unhappy.
noon I get sick, twisted a few , the release of a giant smelly P.
students have protested, chaotic classroom, the teacher's wroth tales.
teacher was very angry, \P will not be put out to put it? Chousi! \\After retirement, active aging, the international radio station every morning to do a profile of programs to learn English every day.
program is broadcast early in the morning. Babaoshan international radio stations in the vicinity, very far away. So the professor does not shine every day went to where we should.
one day, the old professor too late. can not be late, and quickly taxi.
\\Professor old master anxiously grabbed the shoulder:
\\table, eat with ferocity, a dish up, meal loot, on the empty plate.
new dishes on the Romantic side, then removed an empty plate.
many people as restaurants, serving slower, we gobble, the table actually has only one plate.
Finally finished, we burped, carrying a fourth of the dish, just about to go.
first came to dinner next to a classmate looked at us, said:
\At first, every day, walking from the front, but also did not find anything wrong, then he and a classmate through the store, how the students told me how this name, I suddenly realized ... not a month later, the store by the business closed, and store cards are demolished, and a fine of 1,000 yuan ...
23. a mm, while QQ is very simple to leave the auto-reply \\still there? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of shame still there? not!
24. graduated, we Yikusitian. I think of my last things. is summer,belstaff uk, I Dress wearing high heels and fell from the stairs to go. the process is not the point, here ignored. then went to the hospital to allow doctors to view. I'll even carry in your hand ** off. She saw my swollen huge and filled with silt Green bloodstain and scratches in the leg after the child looked very dignified manner Miaole Miao my hand. ... and then say: so strong Where did you buy socks
25. the first two days and the LP to buy clothes, pick two, In the dressing room I tried, heard on the outside and proprietress LP bargain: a 38, one 58, two pieces of a total of 100 well, the fraction of wiping out on the line. proprietress said, no, this is special for us , a penny is not cheap, 100 sold vain!
Finally, I came out pay, the boss money, 96 ... ...
26. 4:00 to work, Deputy Chief of the Land Rover open home, halfway under the car to buy cigarettes, purchase only 11 found the body. on the bus can see the oil life display to run 41 kilometers. was surprised to open the GPS, the results show the precise home to 42 km. passing gas stations, are hesitant to with 10 of the oil. or go in the period of insurance.
\\\\\\\\I remember the company phone reception, so use a landline station. a security answer the phone, and asked him how much money, the answer is only 120, I said enough it back to me quickly. So that the NB over a taxi fare 38. continued to tears Ben.
call to the financial, but fortunately the cashier did not go. Half an hour later the cashier, the neatly packed with business models that paid the money. suddenly feeling really happy money.
cashier so happy to send back home , to send the security back to the company. pocket complete circle and then passing gas stations, but also angrily turned away several glances BS. The results come back to me and tears ran out.
fuel life display: can mileage: 41 km. I With feelings of anger and drove into the gas station.
faint little boy looked at me: \\help people help it. this time to see next to a PLMM, so he took his daughter to the edge with her daughter, said: \\\is a foot up ...
29. summer vacation back home, pulls out a child's essay question of the ...
sentences, constantly: cars keep from me in the past ...
30. friends with a non-mainstream college entrance exam dress MM, very, very seductive, the butt down the escape of at least one-third of MM, said that a good white ... good white friends left sitting in front, so that Costa Rica was the scourge of the matter, while writing can not help but roll to the side of people ditch ass look. hard look! tragedy be a warning invigilator, and then the uncle of a proctor to him to see his eyes down, looking after the decisive two-second freeze-frame to bring the glasses back to the podium, and then returned and stood in The brother behind, the focus of this brother entire exam invigilator ...
? someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: \the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh, \You recently quit the personnel matter?! Zhang listened to big panic, bartenders busy changed his tune, I heard that you are not in the personnel Rights?!
? one? U.S. Miss abortion, the doctor deliberately get the pain, cried Miss : hurt! can not stand! doctor: can not stand have to be, who told Hello not come to me by the time.
? ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. to her, ramen master asked: you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
? bookstore salesperson with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling books is not the library! Customer: What do you approach not a little smile. Clerk: You're here to buy books, or to buy a laugh?
? a meteor across the night sky, I immediately promised a wish, I hope you will become more beautiful, who knows just finished Xu wish Meteor \*** lost in the face of the boy: \I will pay you monthly installments! \dyspepsia patients complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
? A Yuan in the field study. One day, he found living expenses run ahead of schedule, he telegraphed for help to the family busy. telegram only two words: exhaustion. just a few days, Ah Yuan received a call back home: top live!
? you know that our friendship to me is full of rich meaning, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you jump out from a tall building, I would not hesitate to explore speak out to: \Die strange! \says \Hing Fat, singing Richie's \: When I told my wife to marry him, a full kneeling for an hour, you kneel it? Benxiong proud to say: My wife said I kneel to avoid future opportunities of !......
? Osama bin Laden to Bush sent a letter: qs-IHSIN, Bush understand, the FBI can not do anything, so she sent six British ** love to answer is: President to take the anti-a, with Hanyu Pinyin to read!
? a ** walking in the street and was stopped, say you ugly, you deny, was beaten up: hypocrisy! stopped the next day and say you are ugly, you admit, is playing: No modesty! third day was again stopped, no dare to respond was beaten even worse: such a scandal drag!
? have a very flat chest girl, she was afraid that her boyfriend has not told him to hold anything. They first go to bed, turn off the lights, blanket drill, the men began to touch, he touched the girl's chest. Then he said: Honey, do tummy sleeping ah!
? I looked at the sky, counting the days and you've known, there are more than three years, but we only met twice before, you'll still be there. but please do not blame me do not often see you, but unfortunately ... ah ... too far from my home zoo friends!
? Fang and her boyfriend dating in the grove, can listen to to her boyfriend in a harsh voice singing. Xiaofang: You're not a singing, the trees have scared away other people! boyfriend: is this effect to be, or how clear the scene!
? If hungry country? Shabu Shabu hot pot to copy! If thirsty country? to the river around! if the money supposed to? to find a fool deceive! If Modan country? to find Osama bin Laden and thought! If think you supposed to? to the pen Look!
? born in the edge of the Taklimakan Desert, after a student admitted to the University, the villagers beat drums and gongs to celebrate, he was grateful tears. just about to thank the old man was accidentally heard a roar: one man and one less we rush to drink!
? still around and ran over, he has kept running 44 laps, and I anxiously watched him, he ran so calm, so leisurely. I was alone and silently count: five four, three, two, one! bell ... ... the class was over!
hear your phone is not SMS, so send this message tests. If you have received, confirmed and I send SMS text messages, please I reply: I have, is you!
? single Lao Li Wang Q: Why is the law a man can only marry a wife, Lao Li said in earnest: you have a wife and then will find In fact, this law is to protect the man.
? There shall come out to feed the wolf, and heard a woman in the lessons children, said: cry cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! night, said the results of wolves: his mother it! not count the old ladies say ah!
? car guy put on a sound fart, sitting next to a woman called out to him three times straight, \\, the owner to drive it. sow Road \teeth, toilet quit six, seven quit drinking, Pig you know now?
? rabbits that fled from the gray wolf, the wolf angry Jizhui, wipe the body of rabbit to play ash soil rabbits wear glasses to read the newspapers the wolf asked: can see a rabbit? Rabbit: The rabbit is a wolf ruined it? Wolf shame: by! published in the paper so quickly was?
? Drifting participate in math exam invigilator staring at his neck The beads looked a long time, sneered: Hey! the thinking disguised as such, and not think of cheating, soon off to!
? I see her face with a shy,belstaff online, sweet demeanor, can not help the hearts of a swing, whispered: \\\\br>? natural class. teacher asked Yingying: When cherry pick the best ah? Yingying blushed and whispered: when nobody!
? bottom out of a bureau under way, the most useless man speech out, and suddenly was told Liu: \\I really useless!
? traffic police car outside, said: \Where to go after the trailer? \B: you do not leave his wife over it! A: That guy can not signed the letter!
? A: You know, children of God live it? B: live toilet. A: Why? B: Because every morning I heard my father knocking on the door when the toilet is always said: 'God, ah, how do you still inside? '
1. Women leaders of late, sudden car by two men rack, a man threatened, said: \was so nervous, scared to death, I thought was detained and interrogated by! \3. Du Lala, and Xu Jinglei double fan, referred to as Durex.
4. a white-collar Beauty exhausted because of work on the signature on the msn dubbed \How much money monthly? Can pack

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The so-called husband (very humorous)
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tired man, is that marriage-like ladies in front of you, tell you the day after marriage Li Zhang parents like the short man with Aunt
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wife, marriage is not want to see you all day, saw you on its hands, a toilet on marriage is that you should report the man to her ;
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Ha ha ha ... ... This is a husband and wife that, as with the mortal enemy! So why get married?
fact, the real husband and wife should be regarded
whether premarital or marriage as the other's weaknesses look at the man advantage,
regarded either premarital or marriage to each other to correct their own shortcomings that person,
before marriage or after marriage are both inclusive and tolerant with each other and understand that person, whether before marriage or after marriage
are sincere man to face each other before marriage or after marriage, whether
would love the other man before marriage or after marriage
is that both people people! !

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