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Old 03-10-2011, 02:48 AM   #1
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three, a man saw a store greatly reduced price, then went inside. the salesman agreed to sell him or not no way, man had brought the dog home, to buy a dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food, do not bring the cat home to buy a cat food. A few days later, the man dug a hole to hold a large cardboard box to the shop to find the assistant, What is it, sticky.
four, a man went with friends to visit his grandmother. When he and his grandmother spoke, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, the peanuts are finished when they leave, his friend on the grandmother said: ! Oh! since my teeth fall out, I can only siphoning off their outer layer of chocolate only. old, cough...

five, it was like Once, he went to the restaurant, but also point the dish. but the waiter told him that the dish has been sold out. You see, the last table to sell it on you. people think that gentleman is a waste of taste, so he walked next to a gentleman, pointing to the share of little mouse. while sick man to eat all the fans all spit back casserole. When he was there Fanwei endless time, that gentleman looked at with sympathy he said: The same is true ... ...
six, the day the hotel owner is the hall patrol. to a beggar came up, said: to a beggar. boss said to him, Can you give me straws?
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one day, the boss and second child went to the cinema to see the development of the middle two argue over the plot, and to this bet. Placed in front of the boss pointed to a row of spittoon that Then bet on two of the plot below, this time, lost her second child picked up a spittoon saw her second child, even drank a fifth Gudonggudong big mouth. Boss stunned with admiration for the five-body cast for her second child said, constantly!
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Old 03-10-2011, 02:49 AM   #2
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Share article: 16 years old at dusk, I came home from school, see a lot of people around my house, I took my neighbor saw carried away. How the? My heart burst of horror, realized that something was wrong at home. I grabbed a neighbor's aunt cried: When the parents out of the bus door with a large truck collided in the hospital an hour ago closed his eyes forever! Moment, the apple of my orphaned by their parents. Days, and it would fall down! I cried no tears, the parents no longer can be comforted me.
soon, I faced the danger of out of school, although teachers and students of the funding, but the drop in the bucket, how can I afford to pay high tuition fees focus of high school?
City engineering office who want to find me, they said: fits the conditions of his help. I do not know Kang Yuming is male or female, what age do not know, when I thank you and your transcripts sent to him, he called me, I know, Kang Yuming was a young man. Kang Yuming
high school three years is to support my reading of the. To see him, I reported all volunteers in Beijing. Three years, our weekly exchange of letter in which he has called me little sister, and encouraged me to study hard, but also from Beijing, sent me a lot of review information. I asked Hope Project Office of the City of his basic situation, they said, he only left a phone number, we also know his family is here, other are not clear.
that happened was admitted to the North outside, but facing the high ten thousand dollars a year tuition and living expenses, I think I am afraid I can only give up. Even for the work of Kang Yuming in Beijing, this is not a small number of ah! Besides, if he have children home, the wife does not necessarily agree with ah!
I called to tell him that I do not want to read the college. The third day I received a call, Kang Yuming appears before me, the moment to see him, I stayed. His tall, thin, bright eyes,outlet moncler, black hair flying in the wind with. Somehow, my heart
He said one sentence: Three years, I have no relatives, so lonely; three years I have been in front of people filled with strong, but in the face of a man who helped me for three years, I never can control the feelings.
Looked up, he said: He said: That was very sweet of the day, we had two dishes, one to a big bowl of lasagna. That was three years, I eat dinner at a most happy, I dig the money, took less than twenty dollars. Three years, so he spent the money, should I ask him once again.
send him on a train, I felt inexplicable melancholy.
That day, I was wearing a pale wash of blue skirt.
deeply nostalgic, you do not know gone
reopened. Beijing Railway Station. He picked me up. Took my bag, he said: a thousand dollars.
to the dormitory, he took out a packet of papers wrapped in something: earned two thousand, thank you!
You are an orphan, and I parents are dead. fourteen years of age, a kind older sister saved me, I swear in the future will have the opportunity to help those who need help and the same! He just wanted to return to psychology. I understand his feelings, but I do not know why, my heart with unspeakable sadness.
he bought a lot of things for me, even girls use tampons, I blushed ... ... he helped me to run a variety of procedures, roommate asked: my face more red, his mouth and murmured:
After that, we seldom contact. I started working odd jobs, doing tutoring, to help the kitchen, at school, everything they do, in short, I would like to try to ease his burden. But I always looking forward to him to see me, gave me money every time he came, he asked me to increase nutrition, said I was too yellow too thin,experience, even pieces of said I do not have decent clothes, I buy clothes. We will always be those among the topics.
junior year, a foreign enterprise to engage in school activities to help poor students, can be responsible for all my tuition, but after graduation I had to work for it five years. I signed a contract and then call the message told him that I do not want to incriminate him. I do not know why, thought never to see him, my heart filled with despair.
day he came to see me, I happened to have a male student looking for my manuscript to a poetry reading,moncler jackets women, poetry is my drafted. Boys tall, handsome, full of sunshine, in fact, we just relationship between students, male students are and love the school beauty, but I think Kang Yuming expression seems a bit awkward, he said: I said, you eat, but finally did not say. Because he liked lasagna, I do have color, flavor and taste of the wide bowl of noodles.
signed me and he said something, and said that he will no longer be funded, he Samsam said:
That night I was very miserable. I think that one day I will repay him. However,moncler online, my heart hope is that you can with him, forever and ever ... ...
parting out a watch from his arms, said: Adar table. I do not know how to send him to a taxi, when a taxi drove away, my face has been climbing the face of tears.
Two years later, in that I graduated with funding from foreign companies,在路上 - Qzone日志, of course, I became a member of it. I did not expect one month's salary will be so high, I think the first person of course, is Kang Yuming, I would ask him to dinner.
I called his phone, the sound is coming Tingtongli: This number is no longer in service.
my heart suddenly empty. Two years, I was waiting for that day ah! I want to tell him, from the first time we met I liked him, and now he and I are equal, and I can express my love.
but I could not find him. I telephoned the home, trying to get his clue, Project Hope office who said he only took a phone call, he was donated that year advanced personal assistant, he was awarded the certificate we want to find, that number into an empty number.
this way, I lost Kang Yuming, he seemed to evaporate.
Kang Yuming, where are you? Many times woke up, I shouted his name. In my mind, he has not just me ... ...
unexpected benefactor of the reunion, you become someone else's groom
2005 spring, I was transferred to Shanghai branch of my corporation. Can not think of where I actually met Kang Yuming. Unfortunately, this time, he is my subordinate Hu Hua caregivers. My assistant is a bit young and beautiful snow girl, lively and cheerful, and soon put me as a friend talk about anything. She and I often talk about her boyfriend, said her boyfriend how considerate, how kind, she said: I think if Kang Yuming be my boyfriend, he would like this man. Think about it, the first day of college, he personally gave me bed too!
I said: One day after work, snow boyfriend to come pick her up, they booked a wedding, ready to go shopping with bedding.
snow so I side of the window 40 minutes later, an Elysee parked downstairs, got out of a man wearing a starched suit, Snow said: moment, I am as struck by lightning, God, how I might be him!
me blankly, as silly as. Until the snow pushed at me, said: Trace of her thousands of Baidu, the moment, he in front, but it became someone else's boyfriend! And, soon to be married ... ...
with snow flying down the stairs, and I just looked at her affectionately as his finishing collar, and then, Kang Yuming Lakaijumen let snow into the car. Click on my tears blurred my vision, that happiness should be my girl, ah, but we just missed it. That night, tears wet the pillow, and I almost the whole night.
next day, I light snow, said: When Kang Yuming appeared in front of me, his surprise as much as me, we looked at each other for a long time, Snow said: OK? is still a man you? We looked, he laughed: blue skirt! I live to suppress their tears, said: Snow happens to come back, she said: ? Who sent? Could it be that ... ... Kang Yuming escape my eyes. Kang Yuming, ah, Kang Yuming, had hidden in your mind then this table. If I had known that there is a commercial, everything will not be like this today. My heart, acid to the extreme.
National Day, they married. Wedding day, I was bridesmaid, and I wore a red dress. A guest said I, how can you wear red clothes, which the bride is not to lose out it? My mind I knew that I wanted to be a multi-his bride, even if it is ########!
I passed out in their wedding, I ran out Kuangtu, he and out, leaning on me, said gently: say I burst into tears. Yes, from the age of sixteen I started my man he is pained to see years later, he still feel bad, why did I feel bad I missed this one?
someone call him and let him go to toast. I finally understand that everything can not be recovered, and he is someone else's husband.
banquet scattered, I have drunk faster unconscious by drunken I insisted so he sent me, and I jokingly said: drive me, do not know who placed the song in the car: I loved you it was before, and I shouted: I love you! from the first time I saw you I fell in love with you, you know how much I love you? He sighed, pulling me to his arms: confession. He said: determined regardless of how difficult, must be for your college! When I find myself increasingly play like you, I'm guilty. I'm afraid you look down on me that I ill-intentioned; also fear that other people said I was to take advantage of you And you do it. Every time you come back to school to see, and I will be happy for days. When you see your money to make me less tired so thin when funded, how I feel bad ah! but made me feel bad, later you did not want my money. junior year, you signed a contract with that company, I know I should quit. That day saw the boy in your dorm, I think the only way the boys is good enough for you , what am I ah! but still not willing,moncler jackets online, I harbored the last glimmer of hope to send you a piece of the table. I think everyone know the old ad, if you love me, you will find me. I did not expect I came so it is your silence ... ... Love a good so missed,moncler men jackets, he was afraid other people misunderstood the intent of his contributions, and I always thought he was a poor ugly duckling. When we meet again, this situation can only become evoke!
I cried to him to tell no ideas of his own,厨房、卫生间、阳台、书房装饰集锦 - Qzone日志, tears mingling with the tears, we were crazy with a kiss ... ... I wore a red dress, he wore the groom's clothing, to today when I was his wedding now!
his cell phone rang over and over again, I suddenly remembered that today, he is the hero, he is the groom ah!
tenaciously phone rang and he answered the phone, is the snow. Snow said: Pour out, Who I do not love the courage to speak out? I met you early, you'll never miss! Through the mirror, I saw tears on his face like a waterfall.
few days later, I applied back to Beijing, Shanghai, the city is bound to the heartache of my life. I and Kang Yuming's fate, may have to wait until the next life.
each piece of the table to see, I'll always think ---- Once you have, do nothing. I think that was my heart the most beautiful, most brilliant and most melancholy of love, I'll hide in my heart, never, never ... ...
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remember, ah, do not miss the good chance once in a lifetime! ! ! Reading will turn, not turn the love of my life without love.
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