1. Barbecue most do not want to happen:
1. Meat cooked with your equipment; 2. Charcoal wacky; 3. Gecko engage autistic; 4. Grills separatism; 5. The fire did not species; 6. meat, engage in small groups with the shelf; 7. sausage meat with you playing the underworld; 8. black wheel tire; 9. onion with you pretending; 10. corn with you to hard!
2. You say: I love you 521
+ said: Every day 365
results do = 886
3. Cultural Department of row pieces.
boys: \Girls :\. MM to the field internship the summer, GG still lived in the room. MM internship back, see the dirty room, apparently never cleaned a few weeks, so diligent to come to a clean-up. GG came back at night, and asked: \
(a) Huang Xing (b) Jiaoren (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing second question: Huanghuagang uprising, to open the second gun man?
(a) Huang Xing (b) Jiaoren (c) Sun Wen (d) Third Star Norfolk Title: Huanghuagang uprising, to open the third gun man?
(a) Huang Xing (b) Jiaoren (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing three questions the answer is (a) teaching materials for education in the Press There is a saying: \Ming Huanghuagang opened three shots off the uprising! \So he went to fortune-telling.
\\(Mongolia's cattle �� Wei Gu tread? Horie? Ongolian Cow Sour Sour Yogurt
= Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt) The first newspaper website Replies Message: Reporter Big Brother, are you four have yet?
8. my life is the film moved only three times:
the first time, I was very young to see \Westward Journey \!
9. building a harmonious society of the four elements: a. Do not follow days of fighting in the natural world; II. not with the United States in the international fight; III. In China the party not to fight with the GC; IV. at home and not fight with his wife .
10. China's \Recent reforms
hot Conclusion: The two old crazy at home reform, medical reform ahead of you nail in the coffin, housing reform emptied the pockets of the people!
11. the Chinese people:
National Theatre pride - to 30 million National Grand Theater is the theater the dream of every American! CCTV new building for the proud
- 50 million new building for the number of people watching TV an upsurge of emotion!
for the Shanghai Maglev pride - the Chinese use 60 billion to solve the traffic problems 30 kilometers how to make the world proud! Ji Jianwei
pride for the Chinese Communists - to more than 5,000 corrupt officials took more than 400 billion dollars to foreign countries!
12. handset arrears, then dial 1860 advice on how to pay, reply: Sorry, your phone is down, for details please contact 1860.
13. deputies to the test subjects, the nurse said,
dunk shoes, pointing to the front of a card: \
14. Sichuan swine fever,
dunk high sb, the Mouxiang TV slogan - slaughtered pigs is suicide!
15. Art Festival we have to jump a huge horrible group dance - the need for the rapid fall, the difficulty of the high leg lift and other violent actions. The results did not practice for a few days we can not stand,
nike basketball shoes clearance, and some whole body is green, and some muscle strain injury to his right leg ... ... I'm very serious, fundamental to lose control! Class today to the third floor, my god, I'm just to the right leg straight up the first order first order submitted. The most annoying is that - I was walking, just listen to the two girls whispered whispered back: \16. Q: Inter fans to see their team win the Serie A,
nike dunk shoes, Italian Cup, European Champions Cup, Toyota Cup champion to do?
A: After the PS2 off to bed!
17. Students always like new and exciting things. Such as playing cards, lose to chant \You see most creative people Shantou - hostel cards, who lost on anyone who alone in the mountain midnight tombstone inscriptions copied back the ten! The most terrible is that everyone up the mountain the next morning to find tombstones proof! ! ?
18. Look at a person's intention,
我是大兴安岭人, to look at his eyes.
see a person's worth, depending on his opponent.
look at a person's cards. Friends to see him.
see whether a person happy to see him face the moment when the early morning wake up.
see a person's mind, to see how he was the face of failure and betrayal.
relationship between two individuals (men and women), to see happen \I answered: money and women. So, we began to despise me ... ... you asked me what a man should pursue? I said: career and love! So, everyone began to worship me ... ...
20. Wolves feeding, training children in the family heard: \a long sigh: \
M: Really ah? Come and help me analyze it to my mental bar ~ F: It is not enough ~ M: Why?
Woman: Because I will choose the next semester, \
22, a child, the \... I read \
23, high school, bought a home computer, looking for a primer on the computer school out of college, know the exe files are executable acronym, bmp file is the abbreviation for bitmap, bat batch file is an abbreviation. Later, a time when students come to my home computer to copy a few files, and since then a long period of time, and I think that jpg file is a \> 24, to get up early cancer by Colgate toothpaste, a bottle of iodine excessive red son Nestle milk powder, and then their expired bright cup milk, eat the bread of several superscalar flour, pinch salt smell of mustard inside the pool . Ready to take a bus bar, people are really more than the car, the phone did not put away, was a little careless in Xinjiang \Noon dinner, with my colleagues went to Kentucky Fried Chicken Sudan, the afternoon call to his wife about her to the newly opened restaurant to eat trench Fry dishes, including a large pill reminders spicy eel wire, a cow botulinum fans, two large pork buns Ziyang, the boss a cup of heavy metals exceeding the 100 times Biluochun tea, then drink beer containing formaldehyde. Night, the babysitter called and said get out because the mine in the well, told me do not forget to wax mixed with white rice, rice,
kobe bryant Shoes, do not forget to be a dichlorvos soaked ham dishes, do not forget the children to produce red Fuyang of milk,
最恶心的9个笑话，看你能忍到第几个......., do not forget to punch a few glasses of adults where the production of saccharin or water Jinhua mixed nest fungus ... ... If you come out from the mine safely, we must give the family of high-quality paper with Wenzhou shoe production, the last Again, the millions of Do not forget to buy welfare lottery in Xi'an!
Hey, this easy life before, is called a happy!
25, a student at the Mizuki made a layout of a \, thank you! (Super cold!)
26, day night, even tossing, sleepless nights, then sleep for a send text messages to friends and sisters: \it, like to talk Shiyao? topic set by you! \SMS, which said: \everything, but you can buy me; violence can not solve everything, but you can solve your ~:)
28, although I support your right to say, but I swear to disagree with you.
29, School of Medicine GG:
hard to study medicine, medical student, tired, and quite expensive to study medicine costs; cells and tissues to be back, killing all to be dissected.
a handwriting, hand knife, who refuses to accept who I am disabled. Not afraid of zombies are not afraid of ghosts, the dead do not care to see more.
night no wife slept with the corpse,
Wish For, eat the human brain can be an appetizer! (Waterfall cold ... ...)
30, QQ a beauty that their oval face, especially beautiful.
saliva dripping out of the bedroom boss to meet some people ... ....
night, the boss door for throwing himself on the bed foot pier howl: \Select a party at the zoo, our common reasons are: the only place to hinder or personal feelings to their own ...
32, MM side of the mirror edges are pleased to say to me: I'm really thin, you see my chin have pointed out!
even see her face, and courage, said: ah, indeed each jaw tip of the ... ...
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