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Reprinted from 99054163 at 22:09 on November 2, 2008 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary front of the computer for twenty minutes laughing joke
1, bowl fall, a big scar
2, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drove, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: \. .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
7, in the cafe, a student suddenly raised their hands, shouted: \to particularly high.
9, buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too expensive, five dollars samgun it. Boss: No no.
10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)
11, junior high school variety show, grab answer session.
Judge: \players to answer in the.
host said, \bowl viper ~! \: \\> I used to say \I bite yelled: \I took my roommates in the stomach, she cried: \. Time to check before, went to the classroom teacher shouted, everyone is driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . .
20, at school over the weekend to go home after dinner cravings, plan an excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something: \
21, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the announcement of the physical education teacher should be \, there is a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, is exactly like Law Ka Ying (Journey to the West Monkey's speech), I ask him a question, blurted out: \gas, and asked where inflatable, colleagues said: \do not wipe the blackboard! \I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: \> attractions. A man suddenly blurted out our group: \
28, several female students that come to my house to play, I'll get water, they open the DVD player to see the film, I have heard in the back room is Cantonese, and then I yelled transfer under acoustic, acoustic wrong, suddenly speechless, I am a purple face, a rainbow roughly fainted ~ ~ ~ ~
29, even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said that cattle eat complex, beconduce to the former are more grills, even afraid of the boss can not hear, so even shouted: \Even huge embarrassment. . . The most embarrassing is that even MM then asked, \.
30, mm call me and my quarrel, and she was very large volume of the TV, I was tired, and loudly said: \
31,
增广贤文（上） - Qzone日志, students eat breakfast the morning and one of only bun filling, and another eat the skin. We are wasting the time that they eat the filling of two students to the words, \
32, said that a true story,
团购网站大全, the car causey work, MM asked me: my computer to die, always die. I said: Then you go back and look up to see the virus, remember to update anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early next morning, the car see also MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked yet? How? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said something out loud: I'm furious, check for a long time, saying it was not (plum) poisoning. You say how good ah? ? ? At that time the cold ah. . . . Memory, especially now the new
33, a classmate of my high school dormitory called, whom he said, and I say in, and then said thank you
34, before people come to my aunt guest, just the door . Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said: \One time roughly a strong dollar. So
he said, \, instructors screaming, said: use your next light (corner of my eye) alignment ~ ~ ~ ~ Oumen want to laugh and not laugh, that sorry ah ....
37, female students and her cousin, please I eat dinner, I eat, I do not know how to be committed the following error
error: \. .
38, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, bespark off the car is not on one occasion, not a seat on the bus mm
bit, sitting next to me busy for a male colleague to stand up, say hello to her passion to: \
39, previously addicted to online games, often mixed in the cafes Byrne killing, after the end of the semester, and a bunch of buddies back home, the train is around to open, and we have not found the site, and sometimes radical language, said: \A mobile phone to a charger. But a bed to an outlet, put a reading lamp can not charge the reason that, A top of the charger plugged into the B. B night to listen to music, see the A's Charger roared: \, a classmate and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
42, I have a buddy to go blind, we asked him how he came back, buddy say: this girl really rough. Point to a meal at noon,
北京团购网, 2 people went into a beef noodle restaurants, the girl cried for Master: Hey, to pull the 2 bowls of ramen chef ~ ~ ~ wrote: you eat it? I pull to eat.
43, a child ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once,
音响人切忌自负 - Qzone日志, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
44, roommate fast with hot water heating, water, open, that fellow was leisurely reading holy places did not move, it could not stand and he began to say: \pull it? called good loud.. \Fifteen seconds later added: \Thorough boiling water over half a minute, crashed to splash out to. \. . Toward a thick book even fly over the head!!! ~
45, the high 3:00 us to teach mathematics teacher ... He gave us review when the time ~ every drawing, painting ray ~ ~ to the time shouted the students ~ ~ `~ ~ I'm optimistic nearly the,
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46. Hengshan college time to play, when the mountain to climb by half,
05717654 - Qzone log, when Xie Hui tired of trying to see the roadside to buy souvenirs of the old lady there, opening up and asked: \......\
47. on the self-study time, we are looking at review,
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qq团购! ! MM can not stand the results, shouting, teachers do you think I do not want to (touch) Mo him, and he maintained I (touch) Mo ~ ~ ~! ! !
48. One day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: \Big smile to die
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49. my colleague dispute with people, anxious mouth to the sentence \\
50. primary school, a very nasty boys looking for me, by rubber, and I did not hesitate, he stalker, then I took all the strength howling the words, \the students quiet down immediately,,,.
51. a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: offer me one week cut the stick \
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