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plead Johnson, has produced tracks, seduce, under the leadership over the water. Installed over God, get a ghost, her husband kissed the mouth with other people. Pong had money, out over ocean, with friends opened room. Climbed over the window, skip the wall, three beds slept all night. Men are cattle, a woman is, there is no bad farming land, only the exhausted cattle. Cattle farming more thinner, more fertilizer to the more cultivated. Big New Year's, men man a warning, a good charcoal fire fees, Han spent a good woman, good fare oil, rice dishes charges, the brothers who do take care! To fight in a hotel, baths, K rooms, discotheques, bars and other entertainment first line of men who lie do not go home to extend my highest respect! Man to do Edison, open room to bring a camera ~! ~ ~ Three Chedan
1. rely on wages from the house to buy that Chedan.
2. can be promoted by the hard work that is Chedan
3. that you do not have an affair that is absolutely Chedan.
four strange
1. in life than do dogs adored.
2. to do things as a trusted informer.
3. mention the line as fast lay.
4. 忽悠 more heroic than dedicated.

five lies
1. the loss of oil that it is a lie.
2. Police said protection of the people it is a lie.
3. Miss I was the first time it is a lie.
4. the boss said I can not give you loss that is a lie.
5. leadership will have a chance to say good work that is a lie.



drink like soup to drink jingle, who like to drink alcohol in the business, certainly in the construction commission! Per bottle is not left, work must be financially! Advised not to drink, certainly in the court! Toast a dry, must be the Police! A talented two hundred twenty-five, this person will in the land! do not drink eight ounces drunk, the man his mother is tax! drink every day without injury, brother Bacheng in the towns and villages! liquor beer and wine, must be a number one! Drink are not afraid of wisdom for leadership in the Congress must! Drink all day without crying, man another job in government,salvatore ferragamo shoes wholesale! Night drinking do not break, working in the CPPCC Guarantee! ; only allowed to drink alcohol Maotai, the central leadership to! drink about brotherhood, is absolutely brothers!

drinking seriously and might be a doctor! educate people to drink is absolutely Dionysus! drink Shuajiu Feng, mostly migrant workers in 2010, we guarantee to the leadership: leadership that we pursue the request; leadership temper is our good fortune ; leadership is our driving force to encourage; leading idea is that we practice; leadership capacity for liquor is our courage; leadership is our expression of feelings; leading hobby is our hobby; leadership direction is our intention; leadership The Xiaomi is our secret;
leadership that our loved ones lover!
we need to do:
1 leaders did not come, I'll go first to see who take the podium; two leaders did not speak, I will speak, the microphone sound is not pat ring; 3 led to speak, I applauded, and led the audience a ring; 4 led to dinner and I to taste and see food cooler is not cold; 5 led to drink, I'll stop, swear to life to party; 6 leading to sleep, I guard I do not speak

whom sleep on the Civil Service:



1: service guidelines for the leadership of


leaders did not come to me first to see who take the podium;
leaders did not say I will speak to see if the microphone sound does not ring;
; say I applaud the leadership to drive the audience a ring;
led me to taste food and see no cold food cold;
led me to stop drinking, swear to stomach when the jar;
leading to sleep I guard, whom I do not speak to sleep!

2.

the difference between the opposite ###### ;
Sha is the opposite ######?
would like to not say, do not want to do.
Sha is confidante?
want to say though that, do not want to do.
Han is Valentine?
some words do not say, nothing to do.
Sha is my wife?
too lazy to say so, do not bother to do ......
3. What is genius


eat one's life not bought;
life did not hurt too drink liver;
life of prostitution is not too eye;
No life lost gambling money;
expose the lie that no one life;
; did not dare to offend the evil life;
corrupt life No one reported to the police;
promotion of leisure still life.

4. cadre of , but also learn a gift.
2, Day Break: refers to the days when the cadres are very happy, the same day as Chinese New Year.
3, drop in the bucket: that when the leadership is in the office drinking tea every day, they will get to the end of the wage to buy a car.
4, contentment: know someone at your own feet, and my heart felt happy.
5, rolling stone: beautiful to see the opposite ######, she wanted to move there to live.
6, take advantage of: a plane can take out inspection.
7, ignorant and incompetent: Do not waste of effort learning things that are not practical;
8, Fuchangfusui: karaoke singing into her husband, the wife shadowing.

5: What to do in advance to eat rice


often eat with the leadership, promotion is a matter of time;
often eat with the wealthy, rich is a matter of time;
regular meals with his wife,new jordans release dates 2010, tired of is a matter;
often eat with the lover, kidney is a matter of time;
often eat with the opposite ######, ###### is a matter of time;
inferred that : want to do things, eat what food!

6. life seesaw
friend sent message, quite a bit philosophical, sent to Bo.
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7. interesting paradox

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often said that hero becomes a prisoner ,
can be a hero do not see it: Do the Americans leave mediocre?
Americans do not think so: Are Americans still can not hook the soul of a hero!
often said that the rabbit does not eat the grass edge,
; to Rabbit do not think so: we should allow other rabbits eat?
grass does not think so: who eat not to eat, so den outside the nest to eat than eat, Lianshu ah!
often say that money makes the mare go,
can ghosts do not think: Do grind should not give money to it?
not so much to see: money to the ghosts will not harm people, not necessarily the people!

8. test your level of intelligence test questions


First question:
Q: Why do people fall directly from several kilometers to kilometers altitude around, but the body hairs destructive?
A: Yes, in the airplane or parachute
wrong, the Chinese investors
second question:
Q: You have only 50 square meters of housing, neighbors from 100 square meters change to 200 square meters, what is your area of ​​residence did not increase?
A: No
wrong, you increase the average housing area of ​​50 square meters.
Third Question:
Q: more expensive than the university is what?
A: The study abroad
wrong, kindergarten
Fourth Question:
; Q: You always say it and is closely related to, but you can not see can not find what?
A: Air
wrong, authorities
fifth question:
; Q: corruption-prone located?
A: The department has the power to
wrong podium
sixth title:
Q: looking outside the luxurious, clean, but in reality filth of the place?
A: The public toilets
wrong entertainment


9. Valentine's Day Fun SMS


; * Xin Tian:
eat beans pumping once a bar, looking for a back injury for a change thy lover,
stone planted onions no shade, glass kiss sudden death individuals,
light texting not see each individual person wants to harm the people we fall.

* silly point to send flowers, led the run around frivolous,
tacky enough to eat and drink, boring jumping dance,
daring cuddly, crazy local tipped over,
timid send a message to say hello, think carefully about not stay at home.

* best to scare you, then:
a child, my mother said: wolf!
school, students said: The teacher is coming!
marriage, colleagues said: your wife is coming!
now, little Valentine wrote: That did not come this month!

10. a small sigh
Shenyang version of Valentine's Day this fact of life may be short, eyes closed eyes opened, and to fall in love , howl ~; eyes once again closed eyes opened, got married, howl ~! This is the most painful thing in life is what, you know? Are two people who really love each other but go together to go, howl ~! Than this painful thing is what, you know? Is with his girlfriend on his good buddies, and lost his wife not a friend, howl ~!

This Valentine's Day is even more briefly, eyes eyes opened, and to, howling ~; eyes yet time to close it, passed, howling ~. Valentine's Day the most painful thing is what, you know? Are the two lovers together, but not holidays, howl ~! Than this painful thing is what, you know? That you love to steal your own and others dropped to the holidays, howl ~!

11.
philosophy classic male-female relationships more and more prosperous tomorrow, what is the section of the. Has collected some of the relations between men and women seemingly philosophical things, for the love men and love women for reference.

1, is a beautiful woman passes - - the old saying, but it is an irrefutable truth. Some women even though only looks pretty bright, even, or sugar-coated bullets, but men tend to not stop until one reaches one's goal. The lack of visual effects that women, although there is obviously a good medicine, but because the bitter, so that men could not make close to the determination.
2, man is not bad, women do not love, it does not mean a bad heart vicious, selfish and heartless or something, but that sweet, sweet words. Men in general think that intercession is frivolous if the performance of nauseating, do not want to do it, but the woman is unable to withstand the temptation of sweet, the flowers often is so inserted in the cow dung on.
3, marriage is the tomb of love, it is because marriage has to go to the grave along the road, even if the marriage will not break up in the tomb.
4, Marriage is like siege, people go outside, which people want to go out, because before marriage, few people think for themselves, but after marriage a lot of people think for themselves.
5,timberland windchill chukka 绝版二十四孝图, unmarried woman laments: Why do all good men become the people's husband? Man in a woman is to develop the school, no man can be self-taught, but his wife is the husband who cultivate homegrown.
6, each woman has two versions: The hardcover and paperback. The former is in the workplace,christian louboutin over the knee boots, social situations for others to read, makeup and shiny. The latter is a favorite of the people at home to watch, put on home uniforms, pajamas,(伤心1999)改成(伤心看守所), complain. Marriage, men often only see his wife's paperback and hardcover other women, one of which is the incentive for extramarital affairs.
7, a group of people doing the most modern adventures in the discussion? Mountain climbing, paragliding, extreme sports ... ... what have said. In fact, the feeling is the biggest risk, and in any era so. Big deal because of various risk-taking behavior in one death, but was able to torture the feelings of people living death.
8, men often told the biggest secret confidante, not same-###### friends, family or wife. When his wife became a confidante of her powers of this part was canceled immediately, which is called mixed.
9, busy --- I heard these words, the parents worried about children's health; friends thought this man child careers; wife immediately felt heavier burden of housework; girlfriend cry , she began to realize his position in his mind his career is not necessarily important, or even simply a break in the signal or excuse.
10, older unmarried men and women like sitting on the station by bus. Sometimes because of too comfortable seat on the bus just do not want to get off; sometimes because they do not understand their own site under the. Men and women do not marry for life? They are bus drivers.

13. happy life


; born a piece of paper and began a lifetime;
graduation piece of paper, hard life;
marriage a piece of paper, tortured life;
an official piece of paper, the struggle life;
a piece of paper money, hard life;
; detained for interrogation a piece of paper rest of your life;
Honor paper, in name forever;
a piece of paper to see a doctor, suffering life;
eulogy piece of paper, taking a lifetime;
play down the paper, to understand life;
forgot the paper, happy life!
14. speculation


TV often fried leaders cut the ribbon to do the meeting report,
long-winded and more Mandarin, a practical difficulty do;
regular tabloid speculation star vivid fine arts,
hip shaking his head placed to do random state, sharp-tongued thick-skinned belly empty;
wealthy advertising often fried, soft-hearted charity,
the surface of a gentleman phase, ruthless only made money;
literature often speculation home, they do not boast boast,
brag to each other holding a chain, you fire me come to my fire him;
manager of state-owned enterprises are often fried, back to the days of very technical force,
; stuffing the abbot of the temple collapsed, slipped the butt of a radical film;
booksellers often fried scholars wrote books more than the outcome,
job is actually writing the book, said the actual words from the air said.

15. Cultural Perspective


dance stars, film stars, eating stars, dotted;
football fans, fishing fans, the stock fan, mini-mad;
tourist hot, study heat overseas hot, sweltering;
playing mahjong, play pet, play tricks, cynicism;
Association, a close friend would, clubs, will be in There will be;
stir the wind, auction style, seminar style, surging;
Mountain Day Tour, play in the water festival, Tourism Festival,tory burch suede boots, complications; Fortuna
King, King Door God, begging the spirits, hoping supernatural powers;
modernist, hazy School, new school, derived complex;
; advertising campaign war slogans, brand warfare, the war kept;
orators,timberland black, critics, pundits, and everyone for money.

16. rats and bats


* mouse has not found his wife. One day, a bat finally agreed to marry it, it is very happy. Others laugh at it did not look the mouse said: You know ass, people good and evil is also a flight attendant!

* rats married bat, bats, swallows and asked with concern: how can you marry under the mouse you? Bat choked said: Alas! Not help it,你是我的天使～, it ate the two day Viagra, about jumping on the ceiling, and it succeeded it!

* Mouse the Cat said, pointing fiercely: I am married now and bats! The future of our children live in the air! Afraid of you anymore! Cat laughed, pointed to the tree the owl, said: see no, I wife!

17. betrayal and the price of a


* Total overseas six months after the return home that night with his wife and affectionate sleep soundly. While the doorbell, a total jumps: bad! Your husband back! Wife said: No way! He also abroad, too!


* starting a colon with a small secretariat and a half months back at night to prevent his wife suspected something, affectionate very hard, came up with a great movement, a sudden knock on the door downstairs neighbor Nuhan: have half a month, so every day, but also to not to let anyone sleep? !

* rings, the little girl answered.
men: Where is my mother?
little girl: mother and Chen Shushu in the upstairs room.
Men: Which Chen Shushu?
Girl: Every time you travel to find her mother after the Chen Shushu ah.
man calmly said: We make a game good? You go upstairs to the room and shouted my father back! After back on.
little girl did so.
soon heard a scream.
little girl and then the phone.
man: how?
little girl: Chen Shushu jumped from the window of the room swimming pool. But he seems to forget my father had put the water, and now he was lying on the pool bottom is not moving!
18. ...... to become what they might


reported they might to become an informer, on speech they might as bragging,
they might agree to become silent, careful not perform well on into the timid,
avoided as they might to a guilty conscience, seriously they might become tedious to,
rules they might become barriers to, relationship they might to become associates,
; refused they might turn to as committed as they might to fart,
insisted they might to become brain-dead, into the exposure they might to discredit,
they might to become an accomplice tried to mediate, girls they might to become the young woman,
Miss they might to become his wife, the secretary not perform well on into his mistress.
Alas, life is difficult, difficult Pathwalker!


19.

three elements of life

three elements of a life, others three elements:
1, unity capable to do great things; 2, good people to do practical things unity; 3 united bad people do not a bad thing.
Second, speak three elements:
1. will say that - level; 2, not to say does not say - clever ; 3, know when to say when not to say - Ayutthaya!
three, working three elements:
1, when the dry dry - capacity; 2, should not dry quit - wise; 3, know when to dry when it should not dry - brilliant!
Fourth, progress in three elements:
1, your own line; 2, it was said that you line; 3, that you must line the line .

three elements of life, (b)

20: and the people


Man, however busy people,
anxious people, who, however,
people uncomfortable, but people want,
cruel but people harm,
insidious but who is man,
depressed people, however popular,
shame but people who play,
difficult, but people ask for help,
angry than others, however,
warm but to help people who ,
pain of people who moved but,
and human reproduction, however.

1: respect the leadership of the two messages


inspection team leader, accompanied by checks to the village, the village director is very excited, and hurried to check the panel members to talk to shake hands The results fell accidentally, the village director hurry up and land on Paipaipigu said: leadership, do you think my shame, shame on the leaders actually!
leading to the mountains a visit to a pastoral home visits, pastoral leadership in facing the door, leading to master advanced house politely, pastoralists flattered, hurried to be said: the front or leading away Every day we sheep, used to walk behind the animals!


angrily to a male teacher sleeping girl on a school, said: I am tired to death in the above, you are motionless in the following! Not with it when even the point of no response, not what the future if the stomach can not blame the teacher! So, ah, good comrades you had better study the, ah, Oh Oh