1 wife Quotations: Allows you to get drunk, hook allows you to girl, but at night have to rejoin his aging mother, if you dare break my heart, my lungs hurt, his aging mother will play the third leg of your disability. 2, four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: The time is late, home to slightly hold the cat.
3. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, the men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and no one is destined, men rely on live pigs will climb.
4. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards!
4. life's long road, who is a good few steps! family to take care of, Valentine also have Office! home and have a cook,
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5. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: You How dare bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
6. legend tonight, lingering, die off and are now ghost turn around! would like to hear me call a ghost, come to your bed at night, pale face with stunning green eyes, dry touch hands your face, for me to say to you: good night!
7. man, always smiling,
Vitamin A, two discharge, not the disease Fanjian is swindling! woman breast waist, loose flair, not dig your pockets that let you black knife! this strange man banshee years, be careful in strokes ah!
8. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you stretch foot was about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it, anyway, I already have your blood goes!
9. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what, she was a stewardess at any rate. 10. I spent a dime send this message to you is to tell you - I am not a stingy person. Messages such as the dime is the birthday gift I gave you.
11. ant lounging earth, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: will be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
12. magpie, the mother said hi, this is a bird is off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the kids ask you are guests? Crows: Yes,
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13. Lovelorn cries of cucumber, eggplant comfort her: love is not just sweet, just drunk, there is heartbreak, there are tears. Alas! Who you love onions?
14. Yesterday, I dreamed that God can satisfy a desire that I took out the globe that want to world peace, he said that too hard for a bar, I took your picture say to this person more beautiful, he thought it, said Take me to look at the globe.
15. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not a
16.20 years ago my father to hold you and other cars, people look ugly baby joke, he began to cry. An old man selling bananas pat father said: stewardess said: Then the parrot on the pig, said: cursed: my brother put a pushpin in the guest's chair, was I saw. Mother said: In a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing in front of a man sitting beside him, said: 『Do not you know I pregnant? 』(Seat .... you want him) saw the man was very nervous, said:『 child is not mine! 』
21. Just a gust of wind be it, but why is so eternal, be it only a dream, but why is so real, you bow does not, I can hardly calm, I finally could not help but to say to you,: fart next time, say!
22. a pair of lovers caught in the mountains said to be savage: Do you eat out the other side of the stool to put you. Lovers did, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why a woman sad to say: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
23. Still remember the first time in junior high school military training in the woods it? Coach of the students said: The first row reports the number! You surprised to see the coach, the coach said aloud again: report number. So, you reluctantly turned to hold the tree !-----
carefully collection, only hope that one day you're smiling and laughing!