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Open deck car note (do not know a certain set of cards to look at) - Qzone log
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141902 2008 年 01 月 17 日 08:59 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (2) Categories: funny
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have a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still may lock ah, so penguins and go home to lock the door. Lock the door after starting to look for polar bears penguins again, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home ... ... to knock on the door said: After you guess what he said? ... ...
next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery,
third day,
Baby 3 - Qzone log, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, small bread!! mung bean, the result it becomes what Oh, you stupid!
students A: the lunch box made of blue
5. a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said:
Kuala watermelon, eating cucumber cucumber pull! girl said: and playing with a penguin, penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: to pull down, turned to penguin said:
Q: chief of African cannibals eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
A: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
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Americans: Have you seen the cup made of wood it?
Chinese: No!
Americans: Why you Chinese word for
Chinese: That it is not made of wood.
white + white =?
rabbits (TWO) ~
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Q: fat man fell from the 12th floor will become what?
A: dead fat
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Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: section. >
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millionaire driving a luxurious stretch
Exercise on the way, a grateful beggar wife says: No one has been looking after the family home, the yard may be a meter tall grass, and you can eat your fill
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said the country a war in full swing, the Society came to the head of the prairie to front-line morale ... ...
Association head Q: How are?
member Archer reports: report head! 20 meters in front of the tent next to a Baisuo Si archer, but his accuracy sucks, shot many times these days, are not hitting the people.
head of the hearing asked: Since the enemy archers that, why not put him out?
members archer wrote: Report of Head! not Well, do not you let them up for a more quasi?
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all the soldiers: I've been to this place, I remember a near Merlin, go a little farther to be able to
br> After half an hour Cao Ren: Expedition to find a lot of water! Finally have water to drink friends .
ghost wrote: school girl... you... I do not have feet... I have no legs...
red: So what. Learning sister You see, I do not have breasts, I do not chest.
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one-third of cooked steak and a steak cooked 5 met in the street,
If you have not let go of people - Qzone log, why they did not greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because .. ..................
because ........................
as They are not familiar with ah ~ ~! haha
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serpent snake was scared to ask my brother .. ? I carry you now and then .. ..
snail on the table ..
after a while .. .. turtle saw an ant said to him: Come on you ..
So ants are coming up..
ants came after the snail .. see above .. said something to him, point, this turtle so fast ...
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see you wear stockings every time ... ...
my mind, there will be an unspeakable feeling,
that is ... ... Radish is also packages
blanket wrap!
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One day a lady sat down midway car
not know the way her mother had hit the driver with a stick
ass mother said: This is Which?
Driver: This is my ass.
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A: Where? Take me to! That Amin you? a haystack
bad news: there is a dung heap of hay fork
good news: He declined to dung fork
bad news: He also declined to hay
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of a monkey eating peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. this manager explained: It has been fed peaches, the results of Peach not pull out, scare the monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
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Late one night, a young woman through a mental hospital when he suddenly heard behind the started to run, the man behind the hot pursuit. well, the front is a dead end, women's despair, kneeling on the floor crying and pleaded: So, now you start chasing me. rather strange, can not think of the , a small nurse finally safe Nabu Zhu curiosity, walked slowly to the patient side, head to the well wait and see. suddenly clinging to nurse the patient's legs, down yixian, began to read: ... ... , did not return the next day never wake up ...... Replies to a d word .. understand?